Wtf is this?

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  1. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    This better be Shiki on a different site or someone's gonna get their ass whooped.

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  2. Defame King's Apprentice

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    what am I looking at?
     
  3. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    looks like a poorly made signature for use on internet forums

    whoever made it should probably eat several bags o' dicks

    and die

    from aforementioned bag-o-dick eatin'

    maybe asphyxiation

    unless that gets him off

    people do that you know

    like David Carradine

    died in bangkok

    bangin his kok

    with a prostitute

    chokin himself

    he liked it

    he knew karate you know?

    Kill Bill was a cool movie

    lots of chicks fighting

    yeeeaaaaaaaahhhh

    not the black one though

    wasn't she on Mad TV?

    I think so

    lol cheerios

    uma thurman got raped in a coma

    lol

    that probably sucked

    dude

    you think maybe coma-watcher people do that?

    sick

    ...

    kinda awesome though

    unless they're uggos

    eww

    ugly people in a coma?

    damn, they lose on all fronts

    well

    atleast they're not outside

    (with their ugliness)

    ugly people should go into comas more often

    think we could do that?

    maybe I'll do it

    when I become President

    I'll just pass a bill

    be all

    "Hey congress"

    and they'll be all

    "Yeah Mr. Prez?"

    (I pass a law that everyone has to call me "Mr. Prez")

    and then I'm all like

    "Ugly people are so ugly, right"

    And they all jiggle in agreement

    so I'm like

    Ugly people coma bill

    ugly people gotta be in comas

    by like a certain time

    sorta like TV signals switchin over, and hybrid cars

    all you uggos gotta just...idk

    drop a toaster in your bathtubs

    by the end of the year

    and get into a coma so I dun have to lookit you

    damn

    I would be the greatest President ever

    (well duh, with an awesome name like Mr. Prez)

    you think they give Nobel Prizes for that kinda thing?

    They'd probably invent one for me

    the "infinitely improved humanity forever and always prize"

    I'd win it every year

    Einstein ain't got **** on this

    maybe Walt Disney would come back to life because all the ugly people are gone

    he froze himself because of that, you know?

    that and jews

    dunno what I can do about the jews, that's kinda a touchy thing

    someone beat me to that one

    don't want to seem unoriginal

    I'd be the Carlos Mencia of Genocide

    ...

    I'm not sure who should feel more bad about that

    the Genocide or Carlos Mencia

    hmm

    Genocidlos Men-cya-later

    lol get it

    I wonder if there are Nobel prizes for awesome puns

    there should be

    the nobel prizes really don't cover a significant number of awesome things worth getting a gold medal over

    people get gold medals for ping-pong

    I mean seriously

    the fuck?

    and badminton

    hehe

    you know what the thing you hit in badminton is called?

    a shuttlecock

    (lol)

    oh man

    dude

    shuttlecocks would be fuckin awesome

    that's what I'll tell NASA to do

    I'll be like

    "Hey NASA"

    and they'll be like

    "si?"

    (because I moved NASA to Mexico so people would stop having a reason to go to Florida)

    (too many old people and tourists, srsli)

    so yeah, "Dude NASA, make space shuttles look like cocks"

    "que"

    "cocks"

    "que?"

    "cocks"

    "por que?"

    OH GOD I HATE YOU NASA WHY DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT SPACE

    So then I move NASA out of Mexico because seriously, the fuck

    I'd probably miss all the tacos though

    ever watch a space shuttle blast off while eating a taco?

    aaaaaaawesoooome

    I'd have to move NASA somewhere I can still do cool shit while things go boom

    not Iowa

    because then

    I'd be watching shuttle go off next to a bunch of corn

    I'd be all

    HEY CORN WATCHA DOIN

    and corn would be like

    "Photsynthesis"

    ...

    "YOU'RE SO BORING CORN I HATE YOU"

    So yeah, Iowa is out

    (why do people even live there?)

    forget it

    where are there a lot of Italians?

    because

    I probably wouldn't miss the tacos so much if I had a plate o spaghetti

    but then I'd probably look all messy :\

    Presidents can't be messy, they have to look cool

    like the Fonz

    omg

    omg

    at my inauguration, I'm going to make it so that "Hail to the chief" cuts out randomly

    and people will be all like

    OMMMGGGGGG

    (ladies will probably cry)

    and I'd be all

    *leather jacket*

    I GOT DIS

    And then, theres this jukebox

    and I walk up to it

    and SMACK IT SOME SENSE

    and then Hail to the Chief starts playing again

    it would be the most bad ass thing to ever happen in history ever

    The Chief Justice would probably suck my dick right there

    while still swearing me in

    he'll be all

    MMF UMPH HRGH SLURP GARGLE

    and I'll be all

    "I do"

    ...

    does the president say "I do"?

    screw that

    I would say

    "FO SHEEZY"

    *double thumbs up*

    *smile to the cameras*

    then I nut on him

    (he'd probably become a born-again christian afterwords)

    so anyway

    I'd probably conquer Italy so that I could put NASA there

    and have a pizza pizza pizza pie

    hehe

    anyone remember Zoombinis?

    and that one part, where like

    you run into the rock monster, and he goes

    "MAAAAKE MEE A PIIIIIIZAAAAA"

    I sometimes shout that during online video games to confuse people

    ask Ken, we play Monster Hunter

    and we're hittin up this Hermitaur

    so I'd be like

    "Hey Ken"

    "This Hermitaur is gonna make me a pizza"

    and I'd proceed to shoot at it with my bowgun shouting

    MAAAAAKE ME A PIIIIIIIIZAAAAA

    and Hermitaur would be like

    "QUIT IT, LANCE"

    If you could hear me say it this would probably complete your life

    but you can't

    because you're not bffs with me

    having a bff is really helpful nowadays

    because it becomes an answer to anything

    frat boys be like

    "wanna hit up that gnarly kegger later, broham?"

    "idk my bff chlamydia :\"

    and he understands completely

    so they go back to their dorm

    and listen to Dave Matthews Band

    while sipping naddy ices

    and having sideways visor caps

    because, you know

    their left ears need to be protected from the sun

    Dave Matthews Band abbreviated is DMB

    which is kinda like

    WMD

    so, I'd probably name all of America's nukes after Dave Matthews Band songs

    "Crash", hehe

    global nuclear extermination would be fun times under my command

    because all the nukes would have silly names

    "Half of China has just been destroyed under the great girth of Oprah Winfrey"

    "fuckin niiiiice", I say

    as I'm playin SNES in the background of our secret military base

    and then we all fist-pound

    (real quick though because I'm fighting Scar in Lion King)

    (I just got done beating Aladdin)

    so yeah, then the entire popular of the earth is annihilated

    by our largest nuke ever conceived

    appropriately dubbed "khhottie30"

    and I'm left with my entire presidential cabinet

    (which consists of all supermodels/porn stars)

    (positions were selected by their unique talents)

    ("Speaker of the House" has a nice mouth, if you know wha m sayn?)

    so with the population of the earth depleted

    it's up to me to repopulate the earth

    with awesome children who possess the genetic make-up to be tall and sexy

    with awesome child-bearing hips

    who have no problem putting out

    in front of cameras

    basically what I'm getting at here

    is that it would be the best. earth. ever.
     
  4. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    You make me want to turn this into a game, guess what Fayt's raging about this time.
     
  5. Defame King's Apprentice

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    no srsly, tell me
     
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    ...Lolwut?
     
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    Lol. That would be a very interesting Game to play.
    The Game
     
  8. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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  9. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    The Game. csvsdvsdv
     
  10. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    thank you all for participating in this experiment called "thoughts TMM has over the course of an hour"
     
  11. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    I hate it when people steal some of my old sigs. I've gotten over 10 people who have stolen my stuff and then photoshopped their name on it.
     
  12. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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  14. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    I got bored. And I though it was funny.
     
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    Have you ever noticed you spelt 'helmet' wrong in your username? Just throwing that out there.
     
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    LOL. Why can't I give rep????
     
  17. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    Funny. There was an entire thread dedicated to that.
     
  18. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    I think he MENT to do that.
     
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  20. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Yes.....so?