Wild BIDOOF appeared!

A double battle and I have no Pokemon! Someone help me before they slay me with their absolute uselessness!

 

Choose me choose me! =D

 

Go catch it with your bare hands.

._.

 

Use your balls!

 

Harriet sends out spinning bidoofs!





FUCK YEAR!

 

DEATHSIGHT44

Description: Overly Eager Pokemon

KID HERO

Description: ._. Pokemon

HASEO

Description: Otaku Pokemon.

...

*Grabs all three poke balls*

GO! ALL OF YOU! Ha! I have defied the laws of Pokemon physics by sending out three Pokemon at a time! Take that, Game Freak!

 

Kid Hero used ._.

......

It's Super Effective!

._.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1R4rlM4SCQ
"I DEFY PHYSICS!"

 

If you want to make sure they don't come back, pull down your pants and lay a giant fudge-dragon right next to them.

 

I believe you've found the major ingredient to Repel, good sir:

Human feces.

 

What? you can relax, the bidoofs got distracted.

 

Ah, excellent. Thank you, Scarlet.

"Got away safely!"

 

wow. I mean, and I thought that I was perverted...O_O



Deathsight44:
attacks :
Headbutt Tall Person Beat Down
Dance off with your pants off attack Irresistably sexy "You know you want it" attack

 

1. I find that disturbing

2. Other than people aren't dogs only able to do that (this is what happens when you read a book about dogs)

 

No, I meant FUCK YEAR 8D

 

Team Rocket Member Fayt appeared!

Team Rocket Member Fayt threw giant silly string net

Team Rocket Member Fayt runs off with Bidoof

 

No, this is what happens when you first learn about a sexual position called the "doggie position". Go read a Biology book right now. Seriously.

 

8D h.

 

O______O there are some things in life that shouldn't be answered