DUDE, you should be a poet...I like your end rhyme and assonance :)! Your metonomy is also quite brilliant, how DO you do it!? *edit* Also, you've got a theme going between your posts with the similar titles and janx; dahling, you MUST be the next Janet Frame.
I'm like 99% sure that I'm 200% sure that there isn't a better time to deal with this to be brutally honest.