Unfocus your Eyes

And spin in your computer chair...the computer screen will seem to have much more text on it then there is.

 

*tries to swing but the chair can't...falls*

 

You just made me knock over my pizza...that was mean! T.T

EDIT: I bet this is a well thought out and complex plot to take over the world...

 

I saw a funny looking girl pointing her finger at me.


*shivers*

 

No...no, you are mistaken...o.o

<.<

>.>

Just...spin, little girl, spin. Spin and sleep...sleep...SLEEEEEEEEEP...

*Watch swings back and forth*

 

Oh noes.

I do think that I just died.

 

I do think that you don't think that you do not think you just died.

 

Right...because dead people can't think. Right?






I think...

 

No, dead people can't think that they think because the living think that thinking is thought and thinking thought is only for the living to think about so thinking and not thinking is something I think the dead can't even think about doing.

 

...Bread.

I WIN THE INTERNET! And you win a professorship at Harvard.

 

Srsly? I feel honored yet jealous. And for this reason I resign from my teaching position to become my life's dream! A professional serial killer! =D

(Kills Koneko and steals her internetz)

 

I have a reply for this, as always, Mr. Serial Killer Cin...


Ow.

 

Hmmm...well...

Muaha

 

Correction!

Muwahahaha!

You must learn your evil laughs, young grasshopper.