Tommorow

Will be a good day for PC virus jokes.

Conflicker is helping spread the joy of April Fool's Day.

 

What a caring virus.

 

Not only does it memorize all your passwords for you, it also deletes all your files I believe and gives you empty space.

 

Which is actually pretty nice.

All you have to do really is reconfigure and BAM, new computer.

 

I'm in tears with its goodwill. Not to mention it shall spread its joy to millions of computers elsewhere.

 

And it shuts down the computer also...and...shuts down other sites...

 

Helping protect children.

 

This sounds nice. Where do I download this?

 

It already downloaded itself onto your computer. That is how nice it can be.

 

That's really convenient. I really like this "Conficker".