To the British.

I shall be commencing my elaborate operation of stealing all of your tea in three hours.

My plan is immaculate.

Be prepared.

 

Good thing I don't live there. <:

 

You can abort that mission and do something else.
If you choose not to then...

Use intense thinking to make your plan work!

 

I'm in Cyprus at the moment, so I'll bring lots of tea back to restock.

THEN WE'LL GO ALL EXAPANSIONIST EMPIRE ON YO' ASS >:

 

Can't you steal Gordon Brown instead? No one likes him. Not even his own party.

 

We'll bomb Nicosia and then set up an embargo around you.

And then ally with the Irish.

Gordon Brown would quite definitely not fit in here.

 

this is true

 

Well I guess we can't win. Can you at the very least assassinate him on your way out? We'd appreciate it.

 

What? Sounds like the British already have contingency plans for if their tea was stolen. Damn, their good. We better start on that for our coffee and soda.

 

They can take the soda D:
But if they take my coffee all hell will break loose

 

I live in Britain... OMG nooooooo!!

Are we gonna get owned?

 

Fine, but only because you let us be an independant nation.

Quickly Repliku, take this bubblewrap and wrap it around every Coca-Cola bottling plant you can find for protection.

 

Not the tea!!! Anything but the tea!!!!!

Take the bacon,take the sausages, we don't care about them.

Just dont take my effing tea!!!!

 

Probably. Oh well, I'll give you all the tea in my house for a LOT of coffee...tea makes me sleepy.

 

No thank you madam, we already have enough.

 

Yes, me personally.

 

You may take all of the "proper British" things we don't really, really care about like scones.
Please don't take Shakespeare though.

 

Why would they want Shakespeare? He is all mouldy by now.

 

True.
Please don't take his birthplace off the maps, when you take over Britain, then.

 

No wonder you're small.