This Omegle..

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LOL HAI
Stranger: LOL HAI?
You: YEAH
Stranger: YEAH WHAT
You: I DUNNO
You: ASL I GUESS
Stranger: Uh, 16 Male USA
You: EWWW STUPID AMERICAN
You: AMERICAN IS PIG
You: lol j/k I'm from New York.
Stranger: OH
You: 14/m/New York.
Stranger: Im from new york
You: AWESOME
You: Which part?
Stranger: Manhatten
You: Cool. I live in Long Island.
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: KH-VIDS?
You: YES
You: WHO'S THIS
Stranger: VGN?
You: YES
You: :D
Stranger: IM RAYKU
Stranger: OH SHI
You: Lol!
You: HEY
You: SCREEN CAP DIS ****
You: AND POST ON KHV
Stranger: DOING IT NAO
You: lol

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEYO
You: Do you liek mudkipz?
Stranger: yes
You: Me too.
Stranger: awsome
Stranger: asl?
You: Why don't you tell me.
You: ??
Stranger: idk,
Stranger: im 15
You: I'm older than you.
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: by
Stranger: how much?
You: It's a secret. ;D
Stranger: ohh?
Stranger: ii see..
Stranger: okeydokey.
Stranger: why is it a secret?
Stranger: are uu lik 40
You: Because I am a secretive person.
You: And no I'm a teenager.
Stranger: oh?
You: So I'm either 16, 17, 18, or 19.
You: Take your pick,
Stranger: 17
Stranger: ?
You: You just lost the game.
You have disconnected.

 

Lol lucky bastards :lolface:

 

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: do you like me?
Stranger: =D
You: I'm a cranky old troll, I don't like anyone.
Stranger: =[
Stranger: oh.
You: Don't cross over my bridge.
Stranger: i shat on your brigde

lol wut? :lolface:

 

Then I got bored and decided to post.

That's so awesome. XD​

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! can you fall in Love with some one who you've never met?
Stranger: just chatting or speaking with him?
You: Of corse I can ;D
You: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trying to see if this guy would of wanted to rape me...

 

Stranger: yo.
Stranger: frrom?
You: yo yo yo
You: yo yo yo yo yo yo
You: yo yo yo yo
You: your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


D:

 

Nice.... xD

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey r u a horny girl wantin to go on msn and on webcam
You: O_O
You: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Oh god...i've been raped in ten seconds

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helloo
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: Quite bored.
You: And you?
Stranger: I'm kind of bored too. :(
Stranger: Thatäs why I'm here obviously.
Stranger: That's
You: Hrm.
Stranger: So, where are you from?
You: The north.
Stranger: Oh, and by "the north" you mean .. ?
Stranger: Norway? Sweden? Finland?
You: You're European, I see? No. Canada.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A true shame.

 

Stranger: 18/m/usa looking for a guy to camsex with me. If you arent interested disconnect

And that was my second conversation

 

I lol'd.

 

Stupid Canadians. :lolface:

You: simon says say hi
Stranger: hey
You: you lose
You have disconnected.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 27 . M . S.KOREA
You: Okay...
You: Eh...
You: Hello...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 26, female, finland
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool........................
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: i wanna go there
Stranger: finland
Stranger: how is that?
You: Cold... Well in the winter.
Stranger: hm
You: In the summer it can be pretty warm.
Stranger: good~~~
Stranger: what do you do?
Stranger: working?
You: I'm a teacher.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool....
Stranger: do you have a boyfriend?
You: Nope, I'm single.
Stranger: why
Stranger: you like single huh?
You: Why am I single?
Stranger: i hate single... but i am single T.T
Stranger: do you have a MSN?
You: No.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so you don't have any contact on Internet.......
Stranger: so sad.....
You: No...
You: I'm not very often in the internet anyways.
Stranger: ok ok
You: My friend told me about this so I checked it out.
Stranger: then
Stranger: there is no future in this chatting to me......
Stranger: bye then
Stranger: have a nice day....
You: Yeah, yeah.
You: Buh-bye
Stranger: bye~

^ All lies!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy partner?
You: Howdy.
Stranger: guy or gal?
You: Gal.
You: You?
Stranger: guy
Stranger: me from texas
Stranger: u?
You: Me from Finland.
Stranger: awwwwwwww
Stranger: horny?
You: You bet.
Stranger: send me ur pic
Stranger: il send ma penis pic
Stranger: live photo
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: .................
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: ........
Stranger: .......
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
You: http://www.iphone-ipod.org/wp-content/uploads/sexy-girl-01-f.jpg
You: I'm gay.
You: I dun wanna see your penis....
You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi
You: 'Ello
Stranger: asl
You: 23/F/UK
Stranger: 29 m usaa
Stranger: myspace?
You: No

How deep these people are.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo yo *****!
Stranger: sup moneyyy
You: I'm Billy. What about you?
You: Are you Billy?
Stranger: I wish I were
You: I ate the Billy.
Stranger: the billy goat?
You: No.
You: My friends sister told me I ate lil' Billy...
You: In my dream...
Stranger: Did you see that episode of the cosby show where all the guys were pregnant in a dream? ****ing comedy gold

 

Stranger: Hello i am a male looking for a dirty girl to chat with
You: Why hello there ;3
Stranger: are you? lol
You: Hell yeah
You: But y'know what really turns me on?
Stranger: listening.....
You: A man with an extensive vocabulary
You: With all them fancy soundin' words
Stranger: not me - im from europe
Stranger: lol
You: Guess its cause I like tongue twistin' stuff :3
Stranger: no lol
You: So...I guess you can't satisfy me? D:
Stranger: uh can i
You: Well
You: Here's your chance to impress me

Wimps

 

You: lets play a game
Stranger: Ok
You: simon says
Stranger: K
You: simon says jump up and down
Stranger: *jumps*
You: simon says dance around like a superstar
Stranger: *dances*
You: simons says say: I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS
Stranger: I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS
You: simon says do you really like the jonas brothers?
Stranger: Yes
You: you lose
You have disconnected.

 

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Your chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: HI
You: I dont like you, **** YOU *******!

 

You: Hello?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/M/USA
Stranger: i am 17 f canada
You: Cool :O
Stranger: name?
You: Royxlat
You: It's exotic
You: Or something
You: Maybe my parents were drunk
Stranger: cool
You: Yours?
Stranger: roney
You: Oh, sounds nice ;D
Stranger: thank's
Stranger: have msn?
You: Mhmm
Stranger: hahah..
Stranger: okay bye
You: Byebye ;D

She seemed nice D: