While I walking down in a street of Madrid, I couldn't believe my eyes that I was seeing my old friend, Kazuhiro. -"Kazuhiro!" I yell. "Long time no see! Where have you been man? How you doing?" -"Toshi! I'm very lucky to see you in my vacations!!!" -Yes, you are very lucky! I have two tickets for football. The home team is playing against Barcelona. What do you say?" -"Of course man!" And then we said to meet outside the stadium some time before the match would begin. And then we left. ---- At the night, Bernabeu was full. We went to our seats and waited for the match to begin. First comes to the field Barcelona, with Messi, Henry, Eto'o etc. Everyone starts yelling at them. Then the players of the home team get into the field... First guy was naked, whitewashed and he had cherries in his body!!! The second guy had a fish head, a dog tail and horns!!! Another one was a robot, another one had five eyes and 3 mouths, and finally a samurai gets into the field, holding a square ball! -"I don't feel good! What are these guys?" asked Kazuhiro, who was about to faint! -"Dude, don't you know the biggest team in Spain and one of the biggest teams in the whole world???" -"No man. Which team is it?" -"SUR-REAL MADRID!!!"
