Talking Dog....

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for
Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black
mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. The guy say's.
"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of
talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me
jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
eight years running.

The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I
signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess
of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy
says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
him, so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He
didn't do any of that stuff."

 

xDDD awww that was quite a cute one actually

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