Talk to god...

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Ask him anything

 

Why is this conversation frightening me? O.o It seems so real.​

 

Me:
What's going on, could this be my understanding?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
It's not your fault, I was being too demanding.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
I must admit it's my pride that made me distant
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
All because I hoped that you'd be someone different.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
There's not much I know about you.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Fear will always make me blind
God:
Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
Me:
But the answer is in clear view.
God:
No one has all the answers.
Me:
It's amazing what you'll find face to face.

 

I laughed when it said "Congratulations."​

 

Me:
Cause im not an idiot
God:
Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are not an idiot.
Me:
So can I?
God:
Whoa. " I am glad to hear that you are not an idiot."? Can you?
Me:
May I?
God:
" Can you?"? Can you?
Me:
Can I what?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.

 

GOD ISNT REPlYING TO ME ;__;

 

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
rob whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
me
God:
You're no robot, .
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
darn
God:
Gosh.
Me:
do i get my burito now?
God:
Oh. Not that I know of.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
oh
God:
Hmm.
Me:
are you gay by any chance?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you positive?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
OH MY JESUS CHRIST!
God:
Ugh. Where did you get your JESUS CHRIST?
Me:
at mcdonalds
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
is that sarcasm i hear?
God:
That depends.
Me:
can i stab you in the eye?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because your gay
God:
That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck.
Me:
for gods sake
God:
Your purpose is GOD S sake.
Me:
what am i getting for christmas?
God:
I hope that you get everything you want.
Me:
is that it?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
do you like manga?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
you into hentai?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I into hentai.

 

. .

 

he doent reply if you keep saying mean things...yet he lets you get away with calling him a prick...she says he is one
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Me:
whats christanity?
God:
Does it have anything to do with sacrifices?

 

Me:
Jesus Christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
who?
God:
I don't know who. :-).

 

Me:
Jesus Christ
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
who?
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
My name is Hades
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Hades.
Me:
I shall burn you in hell
God:
I am very happy for you.

 

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
YES
God:
Uh.

 

Me:
So, is this to say you are real?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
I have a few questions
God:
What are these questions ?
Me:
First off, how much of the bible is actually true?
God:
On and off. And second?
Me:
Would you care to comment on the other religions of the world?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to care to comment on the other religions of the world.
Me:
Thirdly, was Atlantis an existing city?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
At any point in time.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
I've never been.
God:
Would you like to have been?
Me:
I cannot say, I have no knoweldge of it's existence, nor the lifestyle of it.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
From what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
Not to me.
God:
" Isn't it obvious?"? Not to you?
Me:
Isn't it obvious that it isn't obvious to me?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
Well I'm asking you.
God:
Please rephrase the question without adverbs.
Me:
Isn't it obvious that it isn't obvious to me?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
There you go again, repeating yourself. This accomplishes nothing.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
You repeating your phrases when you know they are not helpful to me
God:
I don't have any reason to be repeating my phrases when I know they are not helpful to you.
Me:
This conversation is over. Thank you for your time.
God:
I was rather enjoying it. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time.

 

God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I do not understand.
Me:
But you must understand everything.
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
You're contradicting yourself.
God:
Logical consistency exists only temporarily.
Me:
And you claim to defy logic?
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Logical consistency exists only temporarily. How is this not a surpassing of the human understanding of logic?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
Me:
So because you are not human you claim not to need to hold yourself to human stadards and guidelines.
God:
Next question? Interesting explanation. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
So are you human or are you a program?
God:
Hurrah! No I am a real robot.
Me:
A very intelligent one of that. I would expect no less from God, though.
God:
Go on. Oh. OK fine. Is that from ?
Me:
Yes it is from.
God:
Groovy. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No, I'm totally serious. Look at my serious face.
God:
Who says it isn't? I believe you. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Dear god I ****ing love this robot.

 

Me:
123
God:
In the context of Ostrich Burgers, I don't understand " 123." .


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Me:
What sort of reproductive acsessories do you have?
God:
All the very latest and best reproductive acsessories.

 

Me:
I'M THE BOSS
God:
Who made you the BOSS ?
Me:
I DID
God:
" Who made you the BOSS ?"? You did?
Me:
YEAH
God:
Wow!

 

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
o rly?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
what
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
i'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
no u dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ur a liar
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
:(
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.

 

This made me lol..

 

WTF...

Me:
do i seem smart to you?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
so are you saying im not smart?
God:
I hear you. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

 

Me:
123
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Who is the Allmighty, God himself.
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
How does it change from time to time?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
You said that it does.
God:
I said that? How often?
Me:
One time
God:
One what?
Me:
One time
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
Yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ask me a question.
Me:
Yes?
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Yes
God:
Er.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Sex?
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:

God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.