So my...

...Birthday is in a few weeks. Anyone thought about what they're getting me? I like big things. With lots of wrapping paper.

 

I will get you a crate of wrapping paper C:

 

I will get you a crate of Bubble Wrap

 

You caused me to choke on my cookie. xD

 

I shall supply duct tape.

 

Well, given the fact that I like to think ahead, I got a Pony for you last year right after your b-day. I've kept it gift wrapped in the closet ever since. I havn't exsactly gone to check up on it, but I'm sure it still looks like new =D

 

I will give you a container of bubbles poorly wrapped in newspaper.

 

This.

Is.

The.

BEST PRESENT EVAH!11!!

But you're not supposed to give it to me yet.

I like were this is going.

Hey, hey. You know that rrrrreally bad smell that comes out of your closet? Yeah. That's my gift.