Shakespeare

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  1. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    I know it's old. Still good.
     
  2. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    [video=youtube;2WJNXxty08w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJNXxty08w[/video]
     
  3. Krowley Moderator

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    Peace, peace, Noroz, peace! Thou talk'st of nothing.
     
  4. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Poetic talent is easy to fake when doth sentences no fucking sense make.
     
  5. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Oh, hush! Thou hathst a barbed tongue, but to only the displeasure of mine and mine own! Speak no more, knave, for we know your words that come forth before they have been spoken; and they are not words of pleasure to be heard, if they be words of pleasure at all to anyone but the speaker.
     
  6. Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ King's Apprentice

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    I hath been iambic on that ass, ye b*stard.
     
  7. Krowley Moderator

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    I'm switching up my style, like the Beatles with my pieces
    Each is such a wonder, with a plethora of features
    You're pathetically predictable
    You think your new book, might include a trisyllabic meter
    And some ghetto muppet creatures

    The Bard is in the building, it's a castle I'm a boss
    I bet I'm Parliament, I'm positive, I'm killing it,
    I'm iller than the plague I never caught or cholera
    A baller-baller on some cricket bowler business
    While you're sitting in the bleachers
     
  8. Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ King's Apprentice

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    You rap fast, you do
    Yes you rap fast, it's true
    Now let's see how fast you rap
    Versus Things 1 and 2!
     
  9. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    To laugh or not to laugh. That is the question.
     
  10. Llave Superless Moderator

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    To question or not to question. That is the be.
     
  11. Spike H E R O

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    Be still, my weeping English professor.