Party Time~

But.. I'm innocent.

IT'S ALL CHRIS' FAULT! ;_;

 

i didn't do jack crap!

 

Just wait a little longer, baby. We need a bigger audience.

STFU. Do NOT speak to me when Im LOSING it. Where is my damn latte?!l

 

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?

HERE'S YOUR DAMN LATTE TT^TT



protip: its mud mother****er

 

;A;

Oh my.

 

You didn't think I would see that, huh? Trying to poison me, hmmm?! Well, you're ****ing fired, *****! *bish slaps

Get OUT of my sight! I DON'T want to see your damn face!


Sorry you had to see that guys. Being a male stripper is not easy. So, where were we?

 

HOOKERS! HOOK-AHS! Calm down. It's a party.

 

Who honestly calms down at a party? It's all about ratcheting it up.

 

Sure, I could use some.


Risk, get your arse over here and entertain me.

 

I thought you were the damned entertainment. >:|

...
Fine..
*dances*

Sometimes I jsut could slap you....

 

I know, bebe, I know. :3


Alright, that's enough partying for me. (And slapping.)

 

What the hell are we paying you for then?

*pole dancing*

 

How about I slap your ****?

 

Isn't my beauty enough for you people?

You wish, Risk. But sure, this one is free. Go easy on me, Im a bit sensitive.

 

The beauty of nudity is better. >:l

 

But it's whats on the inside that counts.

 

No, no, it's alright Risk.


I'll just strip quick before this turns into a flame war.


*Starts taking off skirt.

 

That only counts if it's a card. With money inside. You know it too.

 

Yeah, you need all them vital organs you can shake what's on the outside.

 

How to do want for not to have allow get why?