Negotiating with God...

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  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Real talk, I just might be talking to God...or it's just a serious of coincidences

    So you see, today I got my headphones back which were taken away due to bad grades.

    My iPod broke the same day.

    Then I started literally yelling and cursing at God

    Then I was like "3 more tries and turning this on and I'm done with you" and sure enough it didn't work so I was like "I'm done with you unless you give me some sort of sign"

    Then I went to go listen to some new music online and right as the song started flash player crashed

    Then I was like "...okay, so is it the song I made that you don't like?" since I wrote/recorded a song today and in the second verse I was like "I seen Adam and Eve
    And they was chilling with me
    In the garden of e-den
    As I was eating, an apple from tree
    The one I shouldn’t eat
    I was hungry, jeez
    God, don’t punish please
    C’mon, me and you go way back
    Remember earth I was there when you made that"

    And then I tried to play the song in 2 different programs and failed. So unchecked it from iTunes and suddenly the screen where you sync your iPod comes up and says I should restore factory settings. I press. Okay. it disappears. Then it came back 15 minutes later. I press okay. It doesn't disappear and now my iPod might just work.

    Thoughts, /KHV/?
     
  2. Tikem Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I've had those times too. It seems like God doesn't like to communicate directly.

    inb4atheistrant
     
  3. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

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    lol@athiestrant.

    Major coincidence? Say a prayer if you believe in God?

    Btw, I like those lyrics. *waits for my iPod to break/computer shutdown*
     
  4. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I think if that really was god he/she should not be as petty as to make a big fuss over a song made by a young and upcoming artist and should deal with bigger issues like world peace, or why I only got one poptart in the poptart wrapper instead of two.
     
  5. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I strongly agree with you, I really do. If only God would leave me alone.
     
  6. Hayabusa Venomous

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    You're really paranoid. Did you just see some scary movie?
     
  7. Luka Deafening silence

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    You should've scream FUCK YOU GOD
     
  8. Mielé Banned

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    Gods a sadist
     
  9. Explode Who?!

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    Corrupt file perhaps?