Mowing the lawn

this was a chore that the devil made. He went to consult the Devil's Devil and came up with this, just to find an idea to annoy people like me. This is like the 12th circle of hell. The Bloopity-Bloopity-Bloop is the 11th circle, but this is the 12th.

 

I've gotta do that same chore today :(

 

I've heard it gets quite messy when cloud mows the lawn

 

I like mowing the lawn.

It's fun to drive a small, loud vehicle of sorts destroying everything in your way.

 

Big deal bro .

 

You skipped 8, 9, 10, and 11.

 

Some people don't have riding mowers.

 

well, 10th is vacant, 11th is already taken, there's already a 8th and 9th, so this is 12th

See, now that I wouldn't mind. Problem is, we haven't had that since we moved from south carolina.

 

This is the first time I've heard of this.

 

What's the point of a lawn anyways?

 

At least Tifa has fun, right?

 

You know how my former Latin teacher mows his lawn? He sold it to his neighbor. Now his neighbor cuts the grass in front of his house and he cuts the back only when necessary.

 

When you get old like me, yard work becomes kinda enjoyable. I like have a nice lawn :)

 

My lawn is dead and it's never coming back.
And our house already looks like nobody lives there so we don't mow it anymore.

sooooo

 

Stop complaining about how easy you have it.

 

I have a really big backyard and front yard, since I live with most of my family surrounding me.
When we do mow the lawn, which is when we find time for it, it looks terrible and weedy anyway, and it just looks embarressing if you have a friend come over or something.
So we spend the day doing it.
It's not hard.
Sitting on your ass and basically just turning the wheel.
Stop complaining, dude. The only downfall you have is that when you get off the lawn mower seat you look like you wet yourself because of your ass sweating too much.

 

What if he has a push mower?

 

you should have seen the yard in South Carolina. Now that was annoying. The entire front yard was a pain, since it was huge, on a hill, and being in a hot and humid forest didn't help. And every weekend, I had to take a shovel and kill a bunch of kudzu weeds, which took about 3 hours each time. At least I don't have to do that anymore

 

Then he gets a nice workout.

 

hey, that's my excuse. Find your own