Mike

If you can top my bid, I'll assrape you, bitch. ​

it is a very pweddy staple...
How much for it?
:3​

 

I dunno, this orange?

 

PLEASE. You wish...

 

An orange, you say?

How big is said orange?

​

 

The orange is pretty damn big, maybe the size of my fist. I could assrape Mike with it if that would make its value go up at all.

 

....Would you video that assrape, too?
Throw in the vid, and this sexyass staple is yours, man.
​

 

Wonderful, it's a deal.

MIKE GET OVER HERE

 

Go on mike.
:3
I'll keep your staple warm until you have finished 'buisness' ​

 

Is that a threat or a promise? ;]​

 

Promise.
I swear.
;3​

 

What's your bid at the moment?​

 

Liar.

It'll come. And it'll sell in your sleep.

 

Three cookies,
A staple, - now owned by Dalk -
a tin of maple syrup
and a jar of lite mayonaise​

 

I'll claim that Mayo.

 

Like you have a say in this.

 

What are you giving in exchange for my precious mayo? ​

....done with the orange yet?​

 

Uncut Assrape DVD Version.

 

I've got the directors cut on speacial offer, WITH the free Dalk and mike action figures.
Something better, please. ​

 

Not quite. Give me some time here, this is quality assraping.

 

Movie? Pwease? D: