Kingdom hearts Bloopers!

Just as the thread explains. Create a blooper!

Why Roxas REALLY left the Organization
Roxas: Sweet. I am a member of Organization XIII.
Xemnas: Kingdom Hearts..Kingdom Hearts.... Kingdom Hearts...
Roxas: Is there something wrong with you? You look like your having a seizure and keep talking about Kingdom Hearts.
Xigbar: HAHAHAHAHA.... I am so drunk.
Xaldin: I NEED TO STAB SOMETHING!!!!!! (To Roxas) DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO STAB?!!?!??!?!!!?!?!
Roxas:uhhhhhh......no.
Vexen: Don't mind him. I am Vexen. I like talking about myself. Vexen, Vexen, Vexen, Vexen.
Lexaeus: Duhhhhhhh............
Zexion: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? I MADE MY MISTAKES. GOT NOWHERE TO RUN.....
Saix: Hey Leader, Leader, Leader, Leader, Leader......
Axel: Xemnas. X-E-M-N-A-S. Got it memorized?. Xigbar. X-I-G-B-A-R. Got it memorized ? Xaldin. X.....
Demyx: Am I cool? My mom says i'm cool. My mom is nice. Dance water, Dance.
Luxord: I play poker with myself since no one else wants to play. I am so very lonely.
Marluxia: Tiptoe through the tulips with meeeeeeeeeee.......OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larxene: (Very fast) LOOKATMEIAMONSPEEDWHEEEEEEEEE................
Roxas: Screw it. even Namine can't make me stay here.





Annnnnnnd here's another one:


Goofy:Gawsh who's that?
Sora:I don't know.
Xigbar:You don't know who this is?!This is our leader XENMAS!
Xenmas:My real name is....Mansex XD

 

Really wired covistion....

Axel: *sigh*

Marluxia: Hey Axel I got something new at the store want to try it out.

Axel: No...

Marluxia: Why the hell not!

Axel: I don't like girls i'm gay and your gay too.

Marluxia: I'm not gay i'm a woman.

 

^Hah Nice one

Come on people it's not that hard!

Here's another one:

*The gang is together in Ansem's study, reunited with King Mickey for the first time*

Sora: Okay King, so what the hell is going on here? Our fans are so confused!
King Mickey: Well you see, you think Ansem is Ansem but Ansem is really not Ansem though he looks like Ansem and calls himself Ansem but Ansem isn't Ansem instead he knows Ansem and is related to the real Ansem whose name is no longer Ansem but we'll call him Ansem because we all love the name Ansem but who you think is Ansem is really Ansem's cousin's nephew's mother's uncle's former roomate.
Sora: ......This plot makes no sense.
King Mickey: You expected a SquareEnix plot to make sense? Have you played FF8? CMON!

 

*KH2:FM+ secret ending shows*

Sora: Damn! And i got beaten in three move with that guy, while this old man beat him in one blow, that sucks! *copies the old man's moves on paper* Ahhhh, i suck at drawing! Namine!

 

Axel: Name's Axel. Got it memorized?
Sora:Of course
*2 seconds later*
Sora: Who are you?

 

Xigbar(Imagein him sing this.): Riku and Sora better come of that closet, I better calm down. AND I PULL OUT MY GUN!!! *pulls out guns*

Xemnas: AHHHHH run!

Xigbar: *grabs Larxene by the neck* Riku and Sora better come out of the closet or i'll cap this b****!

 

Kairi:Starts withan 'S'.Right,Steven?
-mean while-
Sora:*crying*Kairi forgot all about me.
Donald:Sora,get a grip.

Axel:I wanted to see Roxas.He was the only one I liked.He made me feel like I had a heart.Funny,you make me feel the same.
Sora:Okay,ew!

 

Bad thing happen to Axel....

Demyx: *phone rings and picks it up* Demyx.

Axel: *Wails uncontrollably*

Demyx: Axel, are you okay?

Axel: The man punted Roxas!

Demyx: Calm down. Breathe, Axel. Breathe.

Axel: The man who loved the motorcycle!

Demyx: What'd the bad man do, Axel?

Axel: The motorcycle on the bridge. I hit him with a burrito!

Demyx: Axel.

Axel: And he took him with his foot and he kicked him! That's what he did!

Demyx: Someone punted him?

Axel: Look, wait. Wait, let me say something. *wails uncontrollably*

Demyx: Axel, wh-- where are you?

Axel: I'm in a glass case of emotion!

*Mean while*

Larxene: *looks at Xigbar*

Xigbar: You're not Axel.

 

Riku turning evil in KH1

RIku "Sora, come with me, join me in everlasting darkness"
*Sora looks at keyblade*
Sora "Mweh, sure."
*tosses kyeblade*
Riku "Wow...that was easy, Square-Enix is really getting lazy with plotlines"
Sora "No way I'm running around hitting stuff with a giant key anyway, Kairi already thinks I'm gay."
Riku "Aren't you?"
Sora "....Just turn me evil and shut the hell up"

 

I know your quoting the video, but please don't repeat the swearing and the rude ones, this forum does attract younger people. Please can you edit it.

 

^ Watch it Burn it up

*Demyx*

Demyx "Dance water dance!"
Water "NO! good god you little dork you make us dance non stop and it gets tiring, y 'know what, we quit!"
Damyx "What? you can't quit! I made you and I can destroy you!"
Water "Shaddup, we're gonna transform into sniper nobodies and hang out with Xigbar, he's way cooler than you!"
Demyx "But....My mom said I was cool...*Starts sobbing*

 

*Music starts playing* Im fergalicous. My body stays vicious I'll be up in the gym just working on my fitness...


Xemnas: What the hell Axel!!!!

Axel: *turns TV off* Hi Xemnas! How did it go at Wal-Mart?

Xemnas: Oh it was great...but I couldn't get that purple lipstick for your wife. (Looks at Roxas)

Axel: Hey I only tied him in that chair for a good reason!!!

Xemnas: And that would be?

Axel: Don't make me burn you up!

Xemnas: Im surrounded by fools.

Axel: That's it man!!!

Xemnas: D:

Roxas: Axel is the test over?

Xemnas: WTH what test?!

Axel: I had to see of he had emotions...

Xemnas: Im going back to Wal-Mart...

I know it sucks but Im bored.

 

Why Larxene is insane and a sadist.....

*Organization XI are at home watching Friday the 13th*

Axel: Man this is scary.

Demyx: Yeah good thing this does not happen in real life.

*The next day*

Xemnas: Alright every one this is are new member Larxene.

Larxene: Hi every one.

Saix: Your doing well.

Demyx: Ohh whats going on down there.

Axel: What?

Demyx: Never mind.

*The next day.*

Demyx: Has anyone seen my Friday the 13th movie?

*In Larxene's room*

Larxene: Lift knife up stab. Lift knife up stab. This movie I found is really good no i'm off to hurt people.

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Sora: So you see boys and girls never let a woman see a horror film.

Larxene: *sneaks up behind Sora and puts a kunai to his troat.* Hello Sora.