Impatient patient

A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg.

After a careful examination,

the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience.

He hobbles out to the drinking fountain,

forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat.

He hobbles back into the examining room.

The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water.

"Ok, after the tablet dissolves,

you should soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."

 

I actually kinda found that funny, when the doctor brings back a warm bucket of water. Finding that it took him long enough to fill it up (laughs?) I myself..is an impatient patient. :)