Bwahahaha! You all said it could not be done, but observe! I have gained access to it! Look in awe, for I am accessing the internet of another world! And the best is yet to come; I have discovered an evil that surpasses even Dio's! FANFICTION. The internet is glorious!
Oh please, don't petty yourself to such meagor tasks as this 'internet' buisness. I, Dio, am unamused by your attempts to impress. Although, I shall admit; it gives me an easier chance to.....'reach out' to girls in this world. Hahahaha~
Oh, so right you are. I mean, how stupid do you have to be to have such easy passwords? I wonder what YOUR password is~
No, this is Karl Friedrich Howzer of a video game called Phantasy Star Universe. It is an awful game. I die in it, it's completely unrealistic. A summoner? Why would I become one of those when I am already a genius capable of breaking into parrallel universes with nothing but a computer and a good wrench? Really now.
Now, ladies! Ladies! There is more than enough Dio Brando to be passed around between you all~ Who's first in line to be my newest little 'friend'? ~~~ Ignore him. He's nothing but a worthless manwhore. ~~~ It's better than Howzer getting all of the attention for doing something that any ape with half a brain can accomplish
We look nothing alike. I don't understand how you would mistake one of us for the othe-- Oh god, the hair. He has my hair. And my smirk! And a similar outfi-- ... My pride is ruined forever. I should have expected to have my own 'expy' somewhere. Then why didn't you?
I thought it was because you're a human with a full brain, and thus are unable to accomplish what an ape with only half a brain can.
Interesting. I hadn't realised she was even here. Must be because I was doing something useful, unlike most of us. Still, I suppose I cannot fault your tastes.
