*sigh* Take a seat. You see little one, yaoi is... very hard to explain... so I'll tell you in song! *starts playing a guitar* A long ass f***in' time ago, In a town called Tokyo, There lived a humble family Honorable through and through. But hey there was a black sheep, And she knew just what to do. Her name was young J.B. And she refused to step in line. A vision she did see of Young men screwing all the time. Shee wrote a not-so-tasty story And all the men did a cry. Oh- *is hit by a brick*