Fail.

My night failed KHV.

Im sober
I met no cute boys
The party I went too was dumb as all hell



I am really crabby :<

 

Your liver thanks you.
Cute boys are so out. Bishonen (effeminate looking but still manly) is the new macho.
You didn't get raped at the party.

Sounds like your night won.

 

Woah! Calm down, girl. Just look over here

Just picture palm trees and waves, dude.

Feel the cool breeze? Oh! Look! Birds in the palm tree! Cheep cheep, little birdies!

See?

I bet you've totally forgot that your night sucked.

 

The first point almost certainly is the cause of the other two.

 

Hes a guy.....

You're right,P.

 

Although at the same time, you can read it from the bottom up, and it will make even more sense.

 

Damn it. That is why I try to avoid saying genders. Though I forgot to edit "dude" in the second line so this time I was wrong either way.

 

lolololololololololol

 

Dude is a general term that can also be used for girls by the way :)
But yeah, try sitting in your room doing homework instead. Now THAT's Failing. Except for later on in life.