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Lollollol win.

I'm saying

Are you LS, DS, PS, Huri, Gingey, TFE, Kaze, Scrooge, Icy, Iceh, Silver, Flint, Smokestar, or Anyone from WW, or anyone from Kh-vids.net?If you don't know what WW or KHV is, do not ask, Simply say no

Because I'm doing this for another forum.

...If someone says they're Silver I'll be like "Betch that's me."

 

You: Are you LS, DS, PS, Huri, Gingey, TFE, Kaze, Scrooge, Icy, Iceh, Silver, Flint, Smokestar, or Anyone from WW, or anyone from Kh-vids.net?If you don't know what WW or KHV is, do not ask, Simply say no
Stranger: KHV?
You: omfg
Stranger: HOLY ****
You: yes o:
Stranger: Xaale?
You: HOLY GOD
You: YES
You: REAPER REVIEW
Stranger: It's Fayt
Stranger: Fayt-Harkwind
You: Ohai Fayt
Stranger: only took me 5 attempts to find you
You: it took me about 50
You: yes I've tried this long
You: xDD
Stranger: I've been trying for about 5 minutes
You: xD
You: 20 minutes while MSN has been dead ;~;
Stranger: didn't think i'd find you though XD
You: xD inorite
You: I was like WAIT KHV>
You: *?
Stranger: when I saw you say that I was like "HOLY ****, XAALE"
You: I KNOW I WAS LIKE
You: good guess o_o xD
Stranger: XD
You: I want to see if I can find anyone else
You: I'll be seeing you on MSN <insert lolface>
Stranger: Ok, you should post this on KHV
Stranger: in that thread
You: I will xD
You have disconnected.

OMFG I FOUND FAYT :'D

 

You: ._.
Stranger: hi.
You: ._.
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You: ._.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: Are you M or F?
You: ._.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You have disconnected.

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Oh wow.

I left for thirty odd minutes, and this is what I find?

 

Wild Fayt appeared.

 

I know.

Wild Xaale appeared.

 

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Also, the game.
Stranger: I'm from the interwebs
You: I can tell.
You have disconnected.

 

You: ._.
Stranger: dude?
You: Yeah?
Stranger: don't do that, dude
You: Okay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Are you from Ww or Kh-vids.net? If not say no.
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: OMG.
You: what
You: OMFG
You: KID HERO?
Stranger: Yes.
You: 8D this be Xaale
You: epic
You: I'm leaving to try and find other KHV people xDD
You have disconnected.

I found you :lolface:

 

Stranger: looking for a girl who will cam 2 cam with me
You: You can't do that.
Stranger: y not
You: You'll create a time paradox.
Stranger: u anit the boss of me
Stranger: beouch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love doing this. :lolface:

._.

 

I was doing it,

until I was seeing Michael Jacksons and Pedobears. ;~;

 

You: oi
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You: nice

 

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: do you see why kids love the taste of cinnimon toast crunch?
You: They don't have pedo-bears?
Stranger: but
Stranger: that would make thme like it more
You: OH HELL NO!!!
Stranger: wouldnt it?
Stranger: man
Stranger: i guess im bad with kids
Stranger: i figured everyone liked **** sex like me
Stranger: :/
You: User will disconnect now...
You have disconnected.


OMG. You shouldn't have showed me this. I'll be up all night with it.

 

At first I was like Wat

Then I was like OH

 

You: Hey.
Stranger: Hi.
You: What's up?
Stranger: A value on the Y axis greater than that of the subject.
You: Oh, that's lovely.
Stranger: It is.
Stranger: You got my joke. You speak in complete sentences with proper grammar. I like you.
You: I like you to. Let's take over the interwebs together.
Stranger: Okay!
You: We need a plan.
Stranger: I want Goatse all to myself.
You: Fine, but I get Wiki. And youtube.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: I get all the pr0n.
You: Can I get the hentai portion of that?
Stranger: We can share it.
Stranger: Just don't get it too sticky.
You: I won't. I know how to clean up.
Stranger: Awesome.
You: Yeah. Alright. So. Can you hack?
Stranger: I can not.
You: Crap. We need a hacker.
Stranger: I'm better at trolling.
You: Oh, that's a great skill too. I heard that's srs buzness. Hard profession to get into.
Stranger: It pays well.
You: I would think so. I've heard good things about it. But back to the plan. We should take over something popular first. Something like Twitter. Then we'll use mind control. And it'll be badasstacular.
Stranger: I don't want Twitter. **** Twitter.
You: Well ****. 4chan?
Stranger: Oooohhhhh. As long as I can get some mod and/or admin power.
Stranger: I will lower the B&hammer on so many kiddies.
You: Of course. You can be admin. We'll find some other people to be mods. And we'll both share ownership. I'll deal with the *****yness.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I like this plan.
You: As do I. Operation: T.H.E G.A.M.E
Stranger: ****. And I still like this plan.
You: Well, I'm going to go try and recruit some more members of this operation. Perhaps we'll meet again, under some strange circumstance. My codename is J. Remember that.
Stranger: Can do.
Stranger: Later.
You: See ya.
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you play starcraft?
You: No.
Stranger: WOW?
You: No.
Stranger: than what?
You: I don't know. Hey there's this guy that's been following me around lately
You: for a few months
You: I feel like he's watching me now
You: OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT BEHIND MEdasduiagftaf
You have disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Wassup?
You: Do you like coffee?
Stranger: no u like?
You: Not really, I'm just curious :D
You: Hi!
You: xD
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: Good
You: Do you like eggs?
Stranger: no?
You: :O
You: But they're amazing!
Stranger: why?
You: Because they're the best source of morning protein you can get!
You: VITAMIN B12!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur doctor?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Someone asked me for ASL...


I disconnected

 

You: Egg
Your partner has disconnected.