Ebay sucks!

Well this Xmas my grandma got me an encyclopedia set. Boy was I happy. As I was reading about fish I thought about how cool it would be to have one. So I went on eBay and ordered 3 goldfish (each in their own Baggie). To my surprise, when I opened my mailbox they were all sleeping. I guess cuz they had a long ride home. After showing my mom she told me they are dead. I don't understand why he send me dead fish. The good news is my mom is making fish sticks tonight though idk why, she never makes them.

Whatever I'll just go on Amazon instead cuz in the encyclopedia they said I could find piranhas there. I just hope they don't deliver them dead.

 

This one time I bought a dog on eBay.

 

Why would you buy a pet online and get it sent to you?

 

It never occurred to you that they died in transit?

 

It's against ebay's rules to buy/sell living (or dead) things. :x

 

Zombies were once living, were they not?

 

I remember getting a bobcat instead of a chair through E-bay once.

 

Some people just don't understand the laws of life my friend~

 

you can buy goldfish on ebay? I wouldn't think it smart to ship pets like that, especially goldfish.
Actually, scratch that. I would think it smart to ship pets at all. Probably would be better to just go get it yourself

 

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