The stuff at the top says "from the author of I Am America (And So Can You), yet that's the book. Whoa.
I'm sorry Cin, I love that book as much as you but I'm going to have to give it to Maddox for making such a manly ****ing book. I seriously felt myself getting manlier the more I read it. I also purchased 400 Chuck Norris Facts and as I was reading that my recently shaved face started to grow a beard and I felt my jeans tighten. I then proceeded to roundhouse kick a baby.
