Did we win?

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Styx, Aug 6, 2010.

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Who won the war?

  1. You guys

    2 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. London

    2 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Styx and friends went to London and waged war with the British underage drinking policy.
    Initial (utopic) goal:
    - play Circle Of Death with all 6 members, 5 underage, in an English pub
    - get loaded because of it
    - get away with it
    What we accomplished:
    - played Circle Of Death with all 6 members in our room in the youth hostel (where it is forbidden as well)
    - half of us got loaded due to having been drinking in a pub beforehand (the other half got ID checked and kicked out somewhere else), the other half got mildly light-headed
    - got away with it

    So who do you think was the victor?


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    As for the details of our operation...

    Our invasion of Russell Square was hardly successful at first
    [entry to the bar of our very hostel was denied]
    so we scouted another area occupied by the enemy.
    [we went shopping near London and looking for nice-looking drinkeries]
    Alas, we suffered great defeat in the Battle Of Soho the next day
    [we got ID checked and kicked out after we paid for our drinks]
    but we retaliated by conquering Shakespeare's Head
    [a pub where we even talked with the bartenders without getting ID checked]
    In our winning streak a small batallion of shock troopers recovered our base and claimed loot that the enemy had forgotten
    [Me and my cousin snuck into the bar in the later hours and we picked up some French chicks]
    However, the enemy brought re-inforcements the next day and we were forced to retreat.
    [We snuck in again, but after a while some guy came up to us to check our IDs yet again]
    All seemed lost and some officers were contemplating a surrender.
    [They went gaming and shopping instead]
    We convinced them by winning the Battle Of Cornwallis and planting our flag in its surface.
    [another pub, played a full Circle Of Death there, but not with all participants sadly]
    An area that another batallion had conquered before, however, fell into enemy hands. The Battle Of John Russell was lost.
    [You guessed it: ID check as soon as we barged in with the full party]
    Our final plan was to raid the enemy base and plant our flag there once and for all, but not without compromising.
    [We bought a crate of beer and smuggled it in our room, but we gave up the bar.]

    Private Styx, reporting back in.