Dare for me

I know there's a playground thread or whatever for this, but I didn't want to make it like that. Really, I was just wondering if you guys want to dare me into doing something. I probably would take the first five or something. I need something to cure my boredom, and also to do something interesting. And if you want videos, don't forget I can since I have my webcame.....just no monkey-business dares please.

Dares
1)I dare you to record yourself confessing your love to a member on this site, then post it here in this thread.

 

Addio.
Quel dolce suono.

 

I dare you to fetch me some grapes.

I can wait.

 

yeah, that one is gonna have to wait...for about forever

 

I dare you to record yourself confessing your love to a member on this site, then post it here in this thread.

 

well, I would do that....if I actually remembered who was male or female. Or better yet, if I even loved(oh man, typing that word is hard for me) anyone on this site. Maybe one of those cheesy "I love you like family" things, but that's about it. How does that work?

 

It doesn't. You are supposed to do it because it is difficult, obviously.

 

I seriously would, but it's actually rediculously hard for me to pretend for stuff like that. Although it's up to Oreba Fang to decide if it's alright. Although, if she really wants me to pretend, you guys will have the first dare as probably the hardest one of all

 

I believe that is the point. If nothing else, your attempt will be amusing to listen to.

 

...you're looking forward to this aren't you?

 

I didn't say that.

... But yes, I am. Are you going to do it?

 

well, pretty much yes. But unless you want a recording with a very loud and obnoxious dishwasher in the background, I think you might have to wait for that one

 

It's not to be taken seriously. XD

 

I have me an idea coming up.......hehehehehehe

 

You will do it, aye?

 

yeah, of course.

Anyone else got dares for me?

 

I dare you to not post any more pictures in the Post Your Picture thread until your appearance changes in some way. A drastic change, or maybe wait a few months so that people are not annoyed by tons of pictures of the same face.

 

well, here's the dare for Fang. And I am technically posting it on this thread, but not the video itself, just the link. This video is so staying on unlisted so no one sees it without the link. And I would have done talking, but soon as I went to bed last night, my throat was starting to feel funny. It wasn't like painful, but there's something up with it so I end up eithe coughing now and then, or it just sounds like something is in my mouth or whatever while I talk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INNrDBA09zs

 

Dance to the song of my choosing....?

 

oh I'm gonna hate you if you pick justin beiber. But I can do a normal dance dare. At least I know a few dances.
*starts preparing freestyle nightmare*

Just lay the song on me