Chinese Zodiac

Which animal are you?

Spoiler: overview

Positive Charismatic, Sociable, Intelligent, Affable, Quick-Witted, Popular
Negative Exploitive, Calculative, Secretive, Greedy, Acquisitive, Devious



Positive Honest, Loyal, Popular, Sincere, Steadfast, Reliable
Negative Stubborn, Impatient, Inflexible, Narrow-Minded, Sulking



Positive Enthusiastic, Optimistic, Courageous, Bold, Sociable, Energetic
Negative Volatile, Impulsive, Hot-headed, Restless, Disobedient, Vain, Stubborn



Positive Astute, Thoughtful, Refined, Docile, Wise
Negative Cunning, Snobbish, Possessive, Fussy, Obsessive



Positive Resourceful, Self-Assured, Adaptable, Original, Valiant, Enthusiastic
Negative Arrogant, Hot-headed, Unpredictable, Critical, Irritable, Discourteous



Positive Insightful, Shrewd, Discreet, Wise, Compassionate, Subtle
Negative Proud, Manipulative, Malicious, Possessive, Vain, Sluggish



Positive Friendly, Vivacious, Enduring, Witty, Cheerful, Refined, Independent
Negative Selfish, Reckless, Vain, Impatient, Volatile



Positive Intelligent, Artistic, Gentle, Kind, Cultured, Sensitive
Negative Fussy, Insecure, Ingratiative, Self-Indulgent, Dependent



Positive Persuasive, Resourceful, Good-Humoured, Ingenious, Versatile, Imaginative
Negative Superficial, Restless, Impudent, Sly, Mischievousness, Untruthful



Positive Passionate, Resilient, Patriotic, Industrious, Courageous, Protective
Negative Conceited, Blunt, Rude, Bossy, Aggressive, Impatient



Positive Devoted, Resilient, Unselfish, Honest, Resourceful, Reliable
Negative Nosy, Cynical, Cantakerous, Pessimistic, Anxious, Introverted



Positive Sincere, Diligent, Genuine, Obliging, Generous, Friendly
Negative Materialistic, Pigheaded, Gullible, Naive, Lazy, Superficial

Spoiler: in depth

Spoiler: Rat

Rats are imaginative, charming, and truly generous to the ones they love. However, Rats have a tendency to be quick tempered and overly critical. At ease with company and groups of people, their intelligence and observation allows them to quickly grasp a situation from multiple perspectives. Rats know how to spot opportunities and seize them, but their opportunism, ambition and restlessness can lead to too many commitments. Don't be fooled -- although shrewd in business at times, Rats are passionate lovers, with a depth of feeling that is seldom recognized by others.

The following occupations best suit the Rat personality.

WRITER ¤ BROADCASTER ¤ ACTOR ¤ LAWYER ¤ POLITICIAN ¤ RACE CAR DRIVER ¤ ENGINEER ¤ RESEARCHER ¤ MANAGER ¤ ENTREPRENEUR
Some notable Rats in these fields include William Shakespeare, Amadeus Mozart, Gene Kelly, Winston Churchill and George Washington.

Spoiler: Ox

Born leaders, Ox people inspire confidence from all those around them. They are conservative, methodical, and good with their hands. However, they can be at times chauvinistic and demanding. In fact, the strength of an Ox person comes out in great shows of determination, obstinance, and defense for what they believe in. Although they enjoy their private life and doing things on their own, Oxen are strong, dutiful and reliable. They construct firm bonds with their home and family, and while not the most romantic of the animals, Oxen make affectionate, faithful partners and lovers.

The following occupations best suit the Ox personality.

PAINTER ¤ MECHANIC ¤ ARCHITECT ¤ FARMER ¤ ARMY OFFICER ¤ BANKER ¤ REAL ESTATE AGENT ¤ ARCHEOLOGIST ¤ MANAGER ¤ ENGINEER
No one with an Ox personality is afraid of hard work. Some notable Oxen include Napolean, Vincent Van Gogh, Walt Disney and Richard Nixon.

Spoiler: Tiger

Tigers are sensitive, emotional and capable of great love. They are extremely competitive, especially when it boils down to honor or protecting the ones they love. They need independence but love to dominate. This strong sense of dignity, coupled with their eagerness to face challenges, make them natural (although difficult) leaders. Always restless and alert, they aren't afraid to go for what they want. Tigers make honest, generous friends and passionate lovers. In turn, they expect others to be honest with them, but criticism or disapproval gets them depressed. Still, Tigers always bounce back to face new challenges and take bigger chances.

The following occupations best suit the Tiger personality.

LECTURER ¤ PILOT ¤ WRITER ¤ MATADOR ¤ EXPLORER ¤ RACE CAR DRIVER ¤ POLITICIAN ¤ MISSIONARY ¤ ACTOR ¤ MUSICIAN
Some notable Tigers in these fields include Groucho Marx, Oscar Wilde, Marilyn Monroe, Marco Polo and Dwight D. Eisnehower.

Spoiler: Rabbit

Rabbits are people everyone likes to be around -- Affectionate, obliging, and pleasant. However, can get too sentimental and sometimes seem superficial. They keep out of disputes, even if they have to turn a blind eye. Rabbits are emotional and even selfish when it comes to enjoying themselves, but they would never deliberately hurt anyone. Even though they seem quiet (and even unattentive), their intuition and intelligence gives them the diplomatic skills to distance themselves from bad situations. Well-groomed, mannered and always fashionable, the Rabbit's conservative exterior hides a love for fun, which catches other people off guard. Rabbits excel at assessing a situation and providing a solution when the time is right. They are sensitive lovers, and seek a partner who can offer security in life.

The following occupations best suit the Rabbit personality.

ACTOR ¤ HERBALIST ¤ JUDGE ¤ DIPLOMAT ¤ THERAPIST ¤ WRITER ¤ OPHTHALMOLOGIST ¤ FASHION DESIGNER ¤ TEACHER ¤ ADMINISTRATOR
Some notable Rabbits in these fields include Arthur Miller, Orson Welles, King Henry V, Confucius and Albert Einstein.

Spoiler: Dragon

Full of vitality and enthusiasm, Dragons are popular individuals, despite being seen as foolhardy or "big-mouthed" at times. They are intelligent, gifted perfectionists that are demanding of others. Their intolerance usually causes a stir, but Dragons enjoy attracting attention, and prefer demanding situations to everyday rountines. To Dragons, rules and regulations are made only for others. They live, act, and think big, but their pride and self-confidence can prevent them from accepting help when they need it the most. Self-reliant and sufficient, they can survive without close relationships, but are energized with companions that share their wavelength.

The following occupations best suit the Dragon personality.

COMPUTER ANALYST ¤ ENGINEER ¤ INVENTOR ¤ PSYCHOANALYST ¤ SALESPERSON ¤ ADVERTISING AGENT ¤ POLITICIAN ¤ MANAGER ¤ PHILOSOPHER ¤ LAWYER
Some notable Dragons in these fields include Joan D'Arc, Sigmund Freud, Pele, and Sarah Bernhardt.

Spoiler: Snake

Rich in wisdom and charm, Snakes are romantic and deep thinkers. Their intuition guides them strongly. Snakes usually do things at their own pace, and when the moment is right, shed their skin and take up something completely new. It is for this reason that people avoid Snakes -- They can't handle their mistrust and secretiveness. Although sociable at times, they have a strong desire to be left alone. Snakes are actually subtle workers -- imperceptibly manuevering and manipulating until they are in the position to get what they want. Attracted to elegant and refined partners, they are deeply jealous and possessive when involved in relationships.

The following occupations best suit the Snake personality.

TECHNOLOGIST ¤ PAINTER ¤ PHILOSOPHER ¤ SPIRITUAL LEADER ¤ SOCIOLOGIST ¤ MAGICIAN ¤ PSYCHOLOGIST ¤ MYSTIC ¤ JEWELER ¤ INVESTIGATOR
Some notable Snakes in these fields include Darwin, Edgar Allen Poe, Abraham Lincoln, Grace Kelly, John F. Kennedy, and Martin Luther King, Jr.

Spoiler: Horse

The capacity for the Horse's hard work is amazing. Horses are their own people -- very independent. While intelligent and friendly, they have a strong streak of selfishness and cunning. and should guard against being egotistical. Usually lively and popular, they and mentally alert and good with words. Although they enjoy a good challenge and are prepared to devote themselves to success, they have no qualms with running in the opposite direction if they consider their role 'beneath them'. Horses rarely worry about settling down. Good companions and leaders, they can have fits of stubbornness or explosive temper tantrums. They fall in love blindly -- when in love horses tend to lose their head, and are liable to make mistakes before finding the right partner.

The following occupations best suit the Horse personality.

TRANSLATOR ¤ ATHLETE ¤ PILOT ¤ TOUR OPERATOR ¤ HOTELIER ¤ BARTENDER ¤ JOURNALIST ¤ LIBRARIAN ¤ PERFORMER ¤ ADVENTURER
Some notable Horses in these fields include Rembrandt, Chopin, Mike Tyson, Rita Hayworth, Boris Yeltsin and Billy Graham.

Spoiler: Sheep

Except for a knack of always getting off on the wrong foot, Sheep can be charming company. Sheep sometimes hold back their emotions, and are not fully appreciated for their true nature. Still, they are first to complain about discomfort. Naturally pessimistic, mild mannered and even shy, the Sheep person is a sympathetic voice. Lovers of art and nature, they tend to spoil themselves. Still, they are creative, cultured and well-mannered -- A civilizing influence on others. Some Sheep are timid and easily upset, while others can be adaptable and sure-footed when the need arises. Either way, Sheep prefer to live and work with other people, and find emotional satisfaction with partners that provide them security in life.

The following occupations best suit the Sheep personality.

ARCHITECT ¤ CARTOGRAPHER ¤ TOWN PLANNER ¤ ART HISTORIAN ¤ ILLUSTRATOR ¤ ACTOR ¤ MUSICIAN ¤ DAYCARE WORKER ¤ FLORIST ¤ PEDIATRICIAN
Some notable Sheep in these fields include Michelangelo, Buster Keaton, Laurence Olivier, Jane Austen and Mark Twain.

Spoiler: Monkey

Monkeys are intelligent, witty and possess an overall magnetic personality. They are sociable and easy to communicate with -- Monkeys love to talk. Fast learners and quick on the draw, they can be crafty opportunists, and can adapt to many situations. Some people love the eccentricity of the Monkey personality; others mistrust their restless, sly, inquistive behaviour. Monkeys indulge in deceit -- just for the stir it causes -- and shrug it off as a joke. Despite an exceptional brightness, they cannot imagine themselves in other people's shoes, rendering them unsympathetic and unintuitive. Possessing a wide range of interests, Monkeys can perform well in many jobs, but are to restless to work from 9 - 5. A bit of a tease, Monkeys need partners that can keep them stimulated.

The following occupations best suit the Monkey personality.

SCIENTIST ¤ JOURNALIST ¤ EDITOR ¤ FILM DIRECTOR ¤ JEWELLER ¤ ACTOR ¤ WRITER ¤ AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER ¤ ENGINEER ¤ MARKET TRADER
Some notable Monkeys in these fields include James Stewart, Joan Crawford, Bob Marley, Leonardo Da Vinci, Julius Caesar and Elizabeth Taylor.

Spoiler: Rooster

Roosters are hard workers; shrewd and definite in their decision making, often speaking their minds. Because of this, Roosters seem to boast. They like to put all their cards on the table and respect those who do the same. Roosters love to mix socially -- They are dreamers, flashy dressers and extravagant. They love to attract attention and admiration, and and get angry when someone steals the spotlight. Despite being melodramatic, they are exceptionally practical, logical, and have excellent powers of discrimination. This leaves them with high standards of excellence which at times frustrates others. Although they attract many suitors, they are loyal, levelheaded partners make a commitment.

The following occupations best suit the Rooster personality.

ACTOR ¤ DENTIST ¤ DANCER ¤ INSURANCE AGENT ¤ OPERA SINGER ¤ ARMED FORCES PERSONNEL ¤ FINANCIAL ADVISOR ¤ MUSICIAN ¤ DANCER
Some notable Roosters in these fields include Eric Clapton, Dolly Parton, Rudyard Kipling, and Katharine Hepburn.

Spoiler: Dog

Dogs are naturally honest and faithful to the ones they love. Dogs seem to specialize -- they find an hobby or interest they enjoy and stick to it. Unfortunately, most Dog people are plagued by worry, a sharp tongue, and a tendency to find fault in things. They have a sense of justice and fair play, and are particularly good at finding logical solutions to problems. As far as Dogs are concerned, it is the people that count. Trustworthy friends and good conversationalists, Dogs have a tendency to hold grudges until appeased. Despite having a temper at times, they need loving, stable relationships. Once they've found their mate, they are faithful for life.

The following occupations best suit the Dog personality.

LAWYER ¤ ACTIVIST ¤ TEACHER ¤ SCIENTIST ¤ SECRET AGENT ¤ PRIEST ¤ PSYCHIATRIST ¤ CLERIC ¤ DOCTOR ¤ POLITICIAN
Some notable Dogs in these fields include Socrates, Benjamin Franklin, Sylvester Stallone, Norman Schwarzkopf and Liza Minnelli.

Spoiler: Pig

Pigs are splendid companions, intellectuals with a very strong need to set difficult goals and carry them out. They are sincere, tolerant, and honest. By expecting the same from others, they are incredibly naive and sometimes taken advantage of. Regardless, they seldom hold a grudge. Pigs are exceptionally funny and good-humoured, and will overlook other people's faults for the sake of social harmony. They love their homes, but spend most of their time and energy indulging themselves with the best of everything -- they secretly crave a life of luxury. Their steadfast, patient nature make them good, amicable organizers, but even Pigs have limits, and their rage is something to behold! When it comes to love, they are true romantics who spend the money for the full nine yards.

The following occupations best suit the Pig personality.

TEACHER ¤ DESIGNER ¤ ARTIST ¤ ACTOR ¤ ENTERTAINER ¤ DENTIST; STUDENT ¤ BUTCHER ¤ FARMER ¤ DOCTOR
Some notable Pigs in these fields include Fred Astaire, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tennesee Williams, and Ernest Hemmingway.

An Ox is me. Very off, I must say.

 

Dog .

Positive: Devoted(true), Resilient(Not sure), Unselfish(I'm a questionable on this one), Honest(fairly true), Resourceful(mostly), Reliable(I suppose so. Everyone else says that about me)
Negative: Nosy(Even I have to admit to this one), Cynical(Not really), Cantakerous(....what?), Pessimistic(again.....what?), Anxious(Not as much as I used to be), Introverted(Oh come on, that's not a bad thing)


The following occupations best suit the Dog personality.

LAWYER ¤ ACTIVIST ¤ TEACHER ¤ SCIENTIST ¤ SECRET AGENT ¤ PRIEST ¤ PSYCHIATRIST ¤ CLERIC ¤ DOCTOR ¤ POLITICIAN
I object, considering I plan on going into animation. And you will never see me becoming a Doctor, Politician, Scientist, Lawyer, or Teacher anytime in your lives.....or afterlives.

And I must agree with that grudges part. I can hold a grudge for one heck of an amount of time. After all, I've never even forgiven one of the daycare teachers when I was 4-years old for what happened that day. Pretty mentally scarring

 

I am an Ox as well.

 

Description got me to a tee. I am amuse.

 

Dog and I damn well am perfectly suited for what I am. Pessimistic to a fault. XP

 

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Rooster. I already knew all of this though.

It's why I'm called a dick sometimes.

 

I'm a tiger and I'm not sociable in the least lol

 

I am a tiger.
This sounds just like me, except the hot-headed part.
I also have Marco Polo on my side.

RAWR. ​

 

Really, I thought you were more of a cock.

 

I am a dog ... and it really doesn't suit me ...

 

o i c wat u did thar~ c;

 

Well, it's rare someone uses that. (Finally someone noticed)

@Claw: Yeah. You look more like a Wise Wolf to me.

 

Oh, bullocks!

 

But dogs have both claws and teeth.

 

Pig.


At least I got Schwarzenegger on my side.


And from what I read, they're nice.

 

there's teeth...but not too much on the claws side. And if you're really going to measure with that would cats be better? Namely big giant cats that are called Tigers?

 

Rooster.

I can actually sound like one, no lie.

 

Same. Can also do monkey annoyingly well. Yeah, go figure, I'm actually saying I find one of the sounds I do annoying

 

I mean, it cut my skin and muscle tissue when that dog punched me for making fun of his mother so I'm gonna say they're claws.