Blog Entry #1

My First Kiss

In this blog I will spill my secrets to you all.

Eleven years ago, when I was 13 years old, I went to this huge school dance. I put on my best aftershave, best deodorant, even the socks that had been on the floor for the shortest amount of time! A group of friends were going but they were wearing ragtag bum clothes, but I didn't want to give off the impression of someone not there to have a good time. I wore a suit with a rose in it, and when I showed up I saw this beautiful girl sitting at a table all alone. She was moving a straw around in her glass and had her hand in her palm. I could see that she looked bored and new that she was for me. She had gorgeous hair that fell in curls around her small mosquito bite boobs and a cute face covered with only a bit of blush. Sucking up all my courage, I decided to walk over to her and ask her for a dance. Unfortunately, at that very second the most popular kid in all of the school swept her off her feet and onto the dance floor. I watched them dance and make out for about 2 hours before I went home and curled up in my room and cried. I might have even pooed a little.

 

Your life sounds suckish.

 

If you think this was bad, just wait for the next entry coming sometime within 6 or 7 months.

 

I hope your a male.

If not, then rock on!

 

Lawlz, just lawlz.