Become a Pokemon

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  1. Hayabusa Venomous

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    http://exp777.cs.land.to/dexgen/?l=en

    My full name resulted in me being a 14 foot tall Fire-type Alpaca.

    "It lived in dark places approximately 5 hundred million years ago. It deftly uses its big jaws to pick up and eat Moon Stones."

    And with my username here, I'm a foot tall Fighting/Ground-type Cow with a pincer
     
  2. Arch Mana Knight

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    For Arch:

    Psychic type.
    "It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Arch. There have been incidents of Arch using mysterious powers to kidnap maniacs."

    For Machina:

    It's a Poison type...also, oddly, a "bear pokemon". XD
    "After being exposed to X-rays from the moon Caterpie turned into Machina. It can circle the Earth within 12 hours."
     
  3. (╯°□°)╯︵ ıɥsoɯ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    With my real name:
    It knows me so well <3


    With my username:
    Still like it :3
     
  4. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    My full name makes me a Fire/Poison-Type Cat that lives in the desert.

    My username makes me a Rock/Normal-Type Long Legged thing:

    No.380 The Hero of Time

    Long Leg Pokemon
    NORMAL ROCK
    HT 18′05″
    WT 808.7 lbs.

    There are some specimens of The Hero of Time that have lived for 700 years. It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light.
     
  5. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    So with my name, it's pretty accurate other than being an evolution of Caterpie....

    This one, very much this one.
     
  6. Arch Mana Knight

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    ...You win. You just win. Both are glorious.
     
  7. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I knew today was my lucky day!
     
  8. Yozora Archer

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    No.634 Hector

    Horse Pokemon
    FIRE
    HT 10′10″
    WT 275.1 lbs.
    It is full of curiosity so it is very popular as a pet. It gets mad elegantly and is said to represent the valley.

    No.374 rat

    Pollen Pokemon
    GRASS STEEL
    HT 4′01″
    WT 45.9 lbs.
    A Pokemon that easily warms up to people. It is loyal to its Trainer so it is very popular as a pet.
     
  9. jafar custom title

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    my first name got me this:

     
  10. Yozora Archer

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    "catches food with its long tail."

     
  11. Username

    No.260 starseeker3

    Cat Pokemon
    STEEL ICE
    HT 0′03″
    WT 18.2 lbs.
    Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. It can circle the Earth within 13 hours.
    Nickname
    No.508 Star

    Long Leg Pokemon
    GHOST
    HT 1′10″
    WT 20.1 lbs.
    It is popular among Gym Leaders to compare their Star's large mouths. There are some specimens of Star that have lived for 300 years.
    Real name.
    No.612

    Mouse Pokemon
    STEEL FIGHTING
    HT 38′04″
    WT 2120.8 lbs.
    When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its round eyes. It is extremely aggressive so it's essential to treat it with care.
     
  12. Airi Ban King's Apprentice

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    It's confusing dragons with hedgehogs.
     
  13. 61 No. B

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    No.818 chris

    Tropical Pokemon
    GRASS DARK
    HT 7′00″
    WT 132.3 lbs.

    It deftly uses its hard shell to pick up and eat telephone poles. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.




    No.479 below61

    Mystic Pokemon
    FIRE BUG
    HT 5′10″
    WT 105.9 lbs.

    It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It easily warms up to people so it is very popular as a pet.

     
  14. Odamadillo Twilight Town Denizen

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    Everyone got some weird results here are mine




    So I'm some weird fish Pokemon mutation?



    I can sing good and sound like a human that can't be understood? Yep sounds about right.



    So my real name makes me worth good fortune even though I'm some genetic pokemon?
     
  15. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    All it got wrong was my singing.

    And after translating it to Japanese and then back to English I got:
    [​IMG]
    Nailed it.
     
  16. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No.663 Nate

    Chatter Pokemon
    ROCK GROUND
    HT 6′08″
    WT 125.8 lbs.
    It can understand human speech so it is very popular as a pet. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Johto.

    (Johto is best region)
     
  17. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    No.834 Midnight

    Trainee Pokemon
    PSYCHIC
    HT 4′05″
    WT 66.2 lbs.

    It eats 4 kilograms of telephone poles a day. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Midnight.




    No.804 [Real Name]


    Dragon Pokemon
    DRAGON ELECTRIC
    HT 23′04″
    WT 1266.4 lbs.

    There are some specimens of [Real Name] that have lived for 300 years. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now.

     
  18. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    My full real name:

    Sheep Pokemon
    DARK ELECTRIC
    HT 0′03″
    WT 9.6 lbs.

    It lives in the grasslands and catches food with its pincer. It eats 2 kilograms of Pokemon bones a day.

    My name on here:
    Monkey Pokemon
    PSYCHIC FIGHTING
    HT 5′04″
    WT 91.6 lbs.
    A Pokemon that is very hot-tempered. It eats 3 kilograms of fish Pokemon a day.
     
  19. CaptainMIG Gummi Ship Junkie

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    No.712 master08996

    Horse Pokemon
    ICE
    HT 15′06″
    WT 569.3 lbs.

    It breathes -20 degree air that will instantly freeze an Indian elephant. It eats 1 kilograms of fish Pokemon a day.
     
  20. Feenie Finny, Fin of the Feenie Fish

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    Dragon Pokémon

    Dragon/Psychic

    It will explode with very little stimulus so it is very popular as a pet. It lived in the lake approximately 6 hundred million years ago.

    Big Jaw Pokémon

    Dark

    It dances elegantly and is said to represent the meadows. It is strong enough to easily lift up little girls.

    Pincer Pokémon

    Bug/Fighting

    It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now. There are some specimens of hercules that have lived for 600 years.

    Turtle Pokémon

    Water/Fire (lolwat)

    It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Finny fin of the feenie fish.

    Dahlia Hawthorne

    Big Jaw Pokemon

    Rock

    It is constantly sleeping to keep its heart pumping. It is serious and hard-working so it's essential to treat it with care.