Bacon!

Yup! It's bacon.

 

what kind?turkey,canadian,regular.

 

For some reason, you just remind me of this.

Zim: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?
Gir: I made it myself!

 

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then, I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today, I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

 

That is one of my favorite Office episodes ever.

Bacon is good, btw.

 

Its EPIC bacon right?