Advice From Children

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  1. keybladeofdarkness4 Twilight Town Denizen

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    "Never trust a dog to watch your food."

    -Patrick, age 10



    "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."

    -Hannah, age 9



    "Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."

    -Michael, age 14



    "Stay away from prunes."

    -Randy, age 9



    "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."

    -Emily, age 10



    "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."

    -Taylia, age 11



    "Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."

    -Traci, age 14



    "A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."

    - Andrew, age 9



    "Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."

    - Kyoyo, age 11



    "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

    -Amir, age 9



    "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."

    -Kellie, age 11



    "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

    -Naomi, age 15



    "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."

    -Lauren, age 9



    "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."

    -Joel, age 10



    "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."

    -Alyesha, age 13



    "Never try to baptize a cat."

    -Eileen, age 8
     
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