5 astronauts decide to go to a planet for a beer. One astronaut says "Let's go to Venus for a beer!" "No, it's too hot in there." Another astronaut says "Let's go to Mars for a beer" "No, there are worms there." And each one of the rest of the astronauts was saying to go to a different planet for the beer. But they finally decided to go to the sun for a beer. So they travel to the sun and go into a bar for a beer. One astronaut says: "I want a beer" The bartender replies "We have no beer" A second astronaut says: "I want a beer" The bartender replies "We have no beer" A third astronaut says: "I want a beer" The bartender replies "We have no beer" A fourth astronaut says: "I want a beer" The bartender replies "We have no beer" And the fifth astronaut says: "I want a beer" And the bartender replies "We have no beer" The end. Moral of the story: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There's no beer in the sun.
