2012: Ice Age

And I thought 2012 was bad.

[video=youtube;zxbiNWSNPTk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxbiNWSNPTk[/video]

There were so many things wrong with this film that I lost several brain cells trying to keep count.

 

I don't even wanna watch the video you posted, 2012 was ****ing abysmal, Dara O'brien does a hilarious skit about it though which is it's only upside.

 

I wasn't really enjoying the trailer, but the moment I saw that I was right about it being from Asylum, all that needs to be said is "Screw this". Asylum doesn't make any good movies, they just have to rip off other movies with low budgets. I really don't like them at all

 

"2012"? Forget that noise.

Asylum?

 

Starring the Arnold.

 

Spoiler: Ending

In the end it's revealed that this was all caused by an immortal and prehistoric squirrel trying to get an acorn.

 

"We've declared war on the glacier."

lol trying so hard to make it sound epic

 

which was also the better movie I might add. The Day After Tomorrow is one of my favorite movies

 

"A volcanic eruption... unleashes a glacier... that will destroy... Mankind!"

Last I checked, North America wasn't the whole world.

 

not too mention, how likely is it that there would seriously be a volcanic eruption in the arctic? We'd have more luck with Yellowstone erupting....hope I didn't jinx it

 

Or the fact a rogue glacier of over a thousand miles wouldn't likely generate the speed and force to destroy a whole continent, without collapsing in on itself.

 

you know, last I checked, there was a movie on Netflix that had this title.....don't tell me Netflix has given in to Asylum? Although, I'll be surprised if anyone watches it. Like I said, their movies are bad, and ideas are just copies of originals, not too mention effects are crap. I can name 200 MPH, Transmorphers, and a bunch of others that I've seen on Netflix that are made from them.

 

Oh The Asylum, you're a comedy gold mine. Though you try for horror and science fiction.​

 

I knew this was an Asylum movie even before starting the damn video. Oh, how I rage over the Asylum. I can rant about these ass hats all day if I wished to.

 

I can never tell if they're trying to be serious with their films or not. Still a laugh, though.

 

You ever watch the Syfy show "Monster Man"? It's about a guy who's job it is to make monsters for movie producers. One episode had soem Asylum people come in and wanted a Two-Headed Shark, yes that's right, two-headed shark, for a movie they were making. And the design was so stupid, even the guy who made the monsters didn't like it. He even said "It looked like a 10-year old drew the design." I mean, this shark had a head like normal, but the second was actually on top of the other head, like where the forehead for sharks would be. It was so stupid. I'm surprised they even thought it was a good idea. Someone just give them a clue already

 

What i'm more surprised is, how are these people still funded?

 

Quick, lets make a movie where we're all private eye detectives investigating the source of The Asylum's funding!

at the least it would be better than this crap

 

Even the Nostalgia Critic movies are better than this, and they're not even a real movie company. They just make movies for every anniversary from when they made their site