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North Korea is probably going to shoot another missile at the Pacific Ocean.

What if I'm using it to refer to an ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery?

Oh, and there was also what it meant in 2007 when it referred to junk that people buy even though it has no noticeable use.

Here are some other valid uses of the word "swag."

How much useless junk was he carrying with him? That's what swag was five years ago, so I don't see how it could have changed since then.

In the words of a very wise man: Definitely.

Oh, it was further than that. We maintained eye contact for for four whole seconds. I may as well have given her the key to my house!

It's not ridiculous to think that someone would do that, though. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but 90% of all humans (I'm using hyperbole of course, but that's beside the point) are closed minded morons who form opinions regarding things that they know nothing about. I apologize for thinking you were the same, but you haven't shown any evidence of being different until now.

You should have worded that more clearly in your original post, then. To anybody who reads it without that context, it looks like you rode one bus one time and just went, "NOPE."

I feel very sorry for you if your bus system is that horrible. I usually have a full two seats to myself and even when somebody has to sit next to me, I have plenty of space to myself. This is a bus system that's made to be affordable to people below the poverty line, so your public bus system is clearly doing to something very wrong. I agree with you on school buses, though. Ever since I learned to use the public bus system, I left the school bus and never looked back. When graduation came around, I didn't have to worry about a thing regarding my daily commute.

I guess that just shows how different our priorities are, then. I'm fine with sacrificing a little bit of comfort in order to save a couple hundred dollars a month. It also has the added bonus of being able to read or otherwise entertain myself on the way to class. I can't do that if I have to pay attention to the road. If I remember my state's laws correctly, it's also illegal.

As long as I'm capable of getting to and from Columbus State Community College by 1:30 PM on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, I couldn't care less about the quality of my commute. Well, I could care less, but that's not as powerful of a statement.[DOUBLEPOST=1361848175][/DOUBLEPOST]

Well of course they're not discussing anything. Buses can't talk.

You couldn't be more wrong. It's actually a giant robot. He lets me borrow it when I go on vacation.

If by "but not as much as" you mean, "and way more than," then you are absolutely correct.

I give Claw a week before he turns Vegas into the next Fallout game.

You get to be the wedding planner, though!

What the hell kind of bus did you ride? The buses that I take are always very well maintained and generally have plenty of room even when they're filled to capacity. I actually like taking the bus. It's easier than driving and I don't have to pay for insurance, gas, or any other maintenance expenses. It's a tad overpriced where I live (Seriously, why the hell am I paying $64 a month when the city just North of us has the same deal for $25 a month), but it's still a hell of a lot cheaper than driving.

Also, did you now that one bus is not necessarily indicative of every bus? I know it sounds crazy, but think about how likely it is that every bus ever is as disgusting as the only bus you've ever ridden. Are you really that closed minded?

I'm so very lonely.

Congratulations, Enzy.

I was only half serious about that, as I'm sure you're aware.

Actually, I forced myself to resist that temptation. I'm polite like that.

Just don't kill anyone with your car.

I didn't think he was 12, but I certainly did not expect him to be old enough to pilot a four wheeled killing machine.

Definitely some kind of jerk.

That's rough, buddy.

I caught him with an apricorn and a slingshot.