That's not the best example you could find.
Yeah zonealarm is a pain in the a$$ at first when you don't know how to use it, but after you get the hang of it then you know the true meaning of safety.
You got a camera? Cool! I got a mini soccer ball that bounces and has like 1 and a half inches diametre and I play with it all the time, even in...
I don't remember what I did that day. I remember my class and my friends wished me happy birthday, and many calls from relatives. Oh yeah I...
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Thanks. Happy birthday to you too, though a little late. My internet connection had problems and I couldn't log in. So what did you do at that...
Remember a few days ago that our maths teacher broke his leg? We missed that day's lesson. But from the next day and on another teacher came (old teacher in my school) and told us that he would take the other teacher's place 'till the ministry sends us another teacher. But we learned that they will not send us another teacher, and we'll have to stick with this one. Now, this teacher is one of the best in his field, one of the best mathematicians in my town. I was told once that he was asked by NASA to work as a computer programmer there, but he denied (obvious reasons). What am I worried about? That he is going to literally exhaust us through the whole year. "You wish I hadn't came", "You'll get very tired", "We'll have lots of tests. 3-hour-tests", "We'll work in advanced level" are a few quotes of what he says. I'm glad that I'm going to learn maths perfectly with him, but getting more tired than I am every day then that means I'll need lots of powerades so I don't faint :P
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o211/toshi10/DSC00099.jpg This photo was taken in the morning and all this snow has melted now.
Yeah it was snowing last night and today he probably slipped, fell and broke his leg. It won't be less than 3 months to start walking again. And a couple of weeks ago our other maths teacher had a cerebral.
Nop, you're on your own.
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0.999...(infinite amount of "9's") is a number. Let's call that number x. So x = 0.999... Multiply this equatation by 10: x = 0.999... (1) 10x = 9.999... (2) Subtract the former from the latter [(2) from (1)]: 10x = 9.999... -x = 0.999... 9x = 9.000... Solving, we get x = 1, so 0.999... = 1.
And the teacher was asking the students how they imagined Santa Claus. The teacher asked Mary how she had Santa Claus in her mind, and Mary said "He's fat, with a thick beard". Then Bobos wanted to say his opinion but the teacher knew he would say something not nice so she didn't choose him. After the whole class had said how they imagined Santa Claus, there were a few minutes left before the class was over, so the teacher asked Bobos how he imagined Santa Claus. Bobos said: "To me, Santa Claus is a big A$$" The school bell rang at that moment and everyone left, except for Bobos because his teacher told him to wait. The teacher asked him, "Why the heck did you just say that Santa Claus is a big a$$?!" Bobos replied, "Because when I asked my dad what Santa Claus is bringing me this year, he said $hit".
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Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology". The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors". This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". No go. So they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics". Thumbs down again. So they tried "Manic-depressives and ****-retentives." Still not good. So they tried "Minds and Behinds". Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass-holes". Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and **** Cysts," "Queers and Rears," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either. So they finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends"
A man went into the proctologist's office for his first internal exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools, he noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the doctor's desk. 1. A tube of K-Y jelly 2. A rubber glove 3. A beer When the doctor finally came in, the man said "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y Jelly is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for? At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, I said A BUTT LIGHT!"
Why didn't you add any flowers and hearts too? It doesn't look girly enough.
-"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" -Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! -Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. -Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? -Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie -Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. -Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before? -There go the lights again... -Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em. -Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! -Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off. -What's this doing here? -I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. -That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! -Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. -Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right? -What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change? -OK, now take a picture from this angle. -This is truly a freak of nature. -This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? -Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? -Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. -What do you mean, "You want a divorce"! -FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! -Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing! -Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
