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Testimonials
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Spoiler ~Nintendo High School: Astrology Classroom~ All the teachers looked at each other with weird looks, blushing after hearing what Lady Jumpman said she and her husband were currently doing. "Umm, Jumpman, hi, it's me, Phil Coulson, we attended Nintendo High together," Coulson said, "I was wondering, I heard Galuf was at your place earlier. Is he alright?" ----------------------------------------- ~Japanese Parliament Building: Kuzco's Office~ Over in Kuzco's office, Kuzco was nowhere to be found. Instead, it was Kuzco's secretary, Yzma, doing Kuzco's job by sitting in Kuzco's desk while listening to the comments and concerns from citizens coming to the parliament building to talk to the MPs about their issues. And to her left was her assistant, the dim-witted Kronk. "And why have you come here today?" Yzma asked a random man coming to originally speak to Kuzco. "Well Ms., umm..." the man said, talking to Yzma about his issues. While he was talking, a fly was flying around Yzma and Kronk. "Yeah, I got that there, Yzma," Kronk said trying to kill the fly. The fly then landed on Kronk's nose, who tried to smack it with his hand, only to hit his own face in the process while missing the fly. Yzma rolled her eyes at Kronk's foolishness, wondering why she ever hired him, and told the man visiting Kuzco's office, "It is no concern of mine or Japan whether your family gets... what was it again?" "Umm, food stamps," the man answered. "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became unemployed! We're through here," Yzma replied as she pressed a button to call security to get the man out of the office, "NEXT!" "But I-" the man pleaded before being grabbed by security officers and dragged out of the office, "Oh, okay..." Sighing, Yzma, rubbed her forehead, having a headache from talking to citizens over and over again about things she found trivial. "The nerve of some of those unemployed, huh?" a voice whispered to Yzma's ear. "Tell me about it," Yzma replied, only to recognize the voice as that of her own boss, Kuzco... "Hi there," Kuzco said, surprising Yzma, who didn't realize Kuzco standing close to her after. "Oh, Mr. Kuzco!" Yzma yelled in shock as she jumped out of Kuzco's chair, which she knew that Kuzco didn't like anyone but himself sitting in. "Uh, you were doing it again," Kuzco said. "Doing? Doing... doing... doing what?" Yzma asked innocently while dusting off her boss's chair. "Doing my job. I'm the elected official from Porta Vista. And you're the elected official's SECRETARY. Remember that?" Kuzco replied. "Oh but Mr. Kuzco, I was only dealing with meaningless unemployment matters..." Yzma said as she started to explain her actions while continuing to act innocently. Kuzco, on the other hand, was focusing on Yzma's rather... scary appearance, not paying attention at all to what Yzma was telling him. 'Woah, look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?' Kuzco thought to himself as he observed Yzma's appearance, 'And that glove on her right hand... what's with that? Is she hiding something from us?' Shifting his focus to Yzma's mouth while she was still talking, Kuzco noticed lettuce stuck between two of her teeth. 'What the?! How long has that been in there?!' Kuzco thought to himself, feeling rather disgusted by what he just observed. Once Yzma finished talking, Kronk said, "Good thinkin' Yzma. What do you say Kuzco?" Kronk then patted Kuzco, who immediately jumped back, got in a defensive position, and yelled, "Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch." Just then, there was a knock on the door, which turned out to be a security guard, telling Kuzco, "Uh, excuse me sir, the island leader is here to see you." "Oh great. Send him in," Kuzco replied before turning his attention back to Yzma, "Oh, and by the way, you're fired." "Fired?! W-w-what do you mean, fired?" Yzma asked, shocked to hear Kuzco say that. While writing a pink slip for Yzma, Kuzco said, "Umm, how else can I say it? You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick, I got more." As she was handed the pink slip, Yzma struggled to stand, landing on Kuzco's chair (annoying Kuzco once again), saying , "But I... You... uh... But Mr. Kuzco, I have been nothing if not loyal to your campaign from the day you first decided to run for office." "Hey, everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours years ago," Kuzco replied, leaning close to Yzma, "So, who's in my chair?" "Oh oh. I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?" Kronk answered rather enthusiastically. "Very good Kronk! Here, get the snack," Kuzco said as he took out a cookie from his pocket and threw it in the air, with Kronk trying to catch it with his mouth as though he were a dog, only to land hard on the floor. "I'm okay. I'm fine. Got it!" Kronk said, retrieving the cookie after landing on the floor. "Ok, you heard the man. Up, up, up," Kuzco told Yzma, who was now furious at Kuzco for firing her. Getting up from Kuzco's chair, Yzma dragged Kronk outside the office, thinking about what to do now that her plans were ruined... ----------------------------------------- ~Flower Shop~ As planned, Officer James Carter was looking through Officer Jenny's side of the city while Jenny looked through Carter's side, both looking for Queen Elsa. Entering the flower shop Jenny was in earlier, Carter found Lenne and Chaos working. "Excuse me. May I have your undivided attention," Carter told the two.
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Taking a screenshot right now just so I can share something in case another thread like this pops up in two or three years.
New teaser trailer:
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Let's see... I have 2439 posts in KHV, and 0 everywhere else. Using addition, 2439+0 should equal to 2439. Therefore, in conclusion, my total post count is 2439.
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