Xardius kicked Skinnar across the hall. "Can't you see I'm mopping here? Have you no respect for janitorial judiciary justice?
OOC: So, what's going on?
Xardius gaped some more, then walked a step, fell down a hole, and disappeared. OOC: I have to go. See you tomorrow.
OOC: I have to say, I give that a 1.8/10 because of your inaccurate portrayal of Xardius. Sorry. AND JOIN THE COMEDIC LAW FIRM! So says Pirate. It's for the UO. BIC: Xardius gaped with his mouth open.
Cool! Ok, let's see: Xardius Male Guard at the door to the U.O. and U.P.A. and, um, secretly a lawyer U.O. and U.P.A *** Tera Roth Male Head lawyer at Roth and Jet Roth and Jet Tyre Male Lawyer at Roth and Jet Roth and Jet *** Zaxor Male Lawyer at the Brotherhood Brotherhood ??? ??? Evil Head Lawyer of the Brotherhood Brotherhood Bella Female Lawyer at the Brotherhood Brotherhood Trent Male Lawyer at the Brotherhood Brotherhood Zane Male Lawyer at the Brotherhood, secretly leaking information to other law firms Brotherhood That's all the characters I have in the UO, just about, so...there you go!
OOC: I'm glad you rate my stories Nulix. I can always count on you to keep my head from inflating beyond its limits. BIC: Xardius sighed. "Enough reminiscences. We need a plan to stop the Air Army before they even begin accumulating power."
"I let you disarm me," Xardius scoffed.
"I remember how I joined! I beat my sword in the ground, beat up Geryl, stalked Vexneah and Bellatrix at the same time, and kicked a whole bunch of Knight butt in a forest full of blazing flames!" Xardius said, smirking. "Good old times!" OOC: Here is what Xardius has been doing while he was away: Xardius was attempting to fight the urge. He wanted to. He needed to. He had to. NO! He couldn’t. He mustn’t. But he was going to. He knew it in his heart. He was going to. Must hold on! Xardius thought. Must not fail! Pain spread through him, suffusing his entire body. His muscles spasmed and his eyes bulged. His eyes darted around the room, his whole body becoming stiff, sore… No! Xardius thought. I have to hold on! I can’t… *swallow* Xardius gasped for breath, and raised his watch. “Only three minutes! There’s no way! It had to be longer than that!†Angrily, he stomped into the kitchen. He nearly jumped out of his skin when he saw Wirdikov standing there. “We have an assignment for you.†“I told you I quit the Guardians,†Xardius grumbled. “It’ll only take a minute,†Wirdikov said. “All right, fine, what is it?†Xardius asked, grumpily. Wirdikov smiled. *** “So, how long has this guy been bothering you?†Xardius asked. The old woman shrugged. “Long enough. Does it really matter?†“No, of course not,†Tyre said. “We’ll help you, don’t worry. Where is this castle located?†“Well,†the old woman said. “Just before the swamp begins. But you can’t go there.†Xardius frowned. “Then how are we supposed to kill him?†“He’s a ferocious demon, and smart as well,†the old woman said. “He’s killed all the men who’ve approached, and forces one woman a day to perform an arduous task for him before he releases her. Chores all around the house, some say. I’m too old, and I’m afraid soon I’ll be killed…†“Oh, so only women can approach,†Wirdikov said. Xardius shook his head. “I can take him.†“The castle is surrounded by cleared ground of over 500 yards, you wouldn’t survive the crossing of it,†the old woman said. Xardius frowned. “She’s right. Not even I’m that quick. What’s another plan?†Wirdikov tapped his chin thoughtfully. “You could dress in drag…and sneak in that way.†“No way!†Xardius yelped. “I ain’t dressing like a girl!†“We’ll let you finish off the demon by yourself,†Tyre said. “And he’s supposed to be really powerful, maybe powerful enough even to challenge you…†“All right!†Xardius said, his eyes shining. “I’ll do it…†“So, how do I look?†Xardius asked, spinning around in his pink dress, his hair tied back in a neat ribbon, and slippers placed on his feet. Tyre picked himself off the floor, barely containing his laughter. “You look…great…Xardius.†“Does this dress make me look fat?†Xardius asked, smoothing the skirts. Wirdikov’s face hit the dirt again. “All right!†Xardius said. “I’m off!†“Remember to change your voice!†Wirdikov said. “Oh I knew that sweety!†Xardius said, winking. Wirdikov tripped as he turned away. Xardius giggled and…swayed away. Tyre stared after him for a moment, then shook himself. Xardius danced to the castle gates, and the guard let her in. The lord stood there waiting, head and shoulders taller than Xardius, no mean feat, with an evil crooked smile on his face. “Welcome to my castle,†the lord said. “You’re a fine specimen! Quite healthy and very pretty too!†Xardius giggled. “Why thank you my lord!†The lord beckoned. “This way, you must perform several tasks for me, or I’ll cook you and eat you for supper. Now don’t look so discouraged my dear, I’m sure you’ll do fine…†Xardius was thankful the demon took his smirk as discouragement. The demon led him to a room full of small colored balls. “Sort all of these before sunset, or I’ll eat you,†he said simply, and locked the door. Xardius scoffed, and stared around the room. “Think not, little thing.†With a sigh, he sat down to wait. “You haven’t even tried,†the demon said triumphantly. “I’m so…unhappy…†Xardius gasped, his hands flying to his mouth. “Oh no! I must have forgotten! I guess you’ll just have to…*gasp* EAT ME!†The demon smiled. “Yes, yes I will…This way.†Xardius stepped out of the room. “Now, my precious, time to die!†the demon said. “Think not!†Xardius said in his normal voice. He yanked off the dress and… The demon shrieked. “You’re SO, SO UGLY!†and died of shock. Xardius frowned, yanked the dress back on, and stomped, as well as he could with slippers on, out of the castle and back to town where he found Wiikov and Tyre partying. “What are you partying about!†Xardius roared. “Well, we were celebrating the success of getting you to dress in drag!†Tyre said happily. Xardius roared and slammed a fist into the wall, the building collapsed, he opened a portal, and stepped through to where the UO was, forgetting of course, that he was still wearing a tight pink dress, pink slippers, and a pink ribbon that was holding his hair back in a small ponytail.
Xardius sighed, and scratched his head...
Hmm, I was hoping you could do it on your own...Oh well, I'll probably get back to you on it.
"I HEARD THAT!" Xardius roared at Vexneah. "I DO NOT WANT TO BE LIKE THAT WHINY WIMP! AND MY SWORD IS WAY BIGGER THAN HIS ANYWAY!"
Xardius looked down and went bright red. "AAAAAAACCK!" he screamed and ripped it off to reveal his normal clothing all underneath. "I HATE THAT FREAK!" Breathing heavily, he looked around. "So, um, what are we doing?" OOC: I'll post it in a sec, I'll have to write it somewhere else though.
OOC: Well, I was going to post a funny story about Xardius, but it deleted it, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow. Sorry. But it is what Xardius was doing while he was gone... BIC: Xardius stepped through a portal, wearing a pink dress, slippers, and his hair tied back with a pink ribbon.
Tera Roth sat unconcernedly in a corner of the room he was in, his brown hair nearly shoulder length, and his newly acquired beard itching in places. Idly scratching it, he studied the picture below him. It was the last sighting of a wanted figure on this world, a man in a white cloak, wrapped with white cloth everywhere on his body. Tera Roth knew who it was: Wirdikov. He also knew was that if he didn't stop Wirdikov from punching a hole in the Enigmatic Knight's gateway in order to challenge the dark, the first cataclysmic event that would lead to the ultimate destruction of Kingdom Hearts would fall into place. The Brotherhood had come through that gateway...after Wirdikov had opened it. So Tera Roth, Tyre, and Alyt were all hunting it... The portal that had opened had worked for their group just as much as it had the Ultimate Organization. This time, there would be no stopping him... The laugh that erupted from his throat would have put shivers down the spine of anyone who heard it...
OOC: All right, here's the deal. I've gotten numerous complaints about a certain member of the UO, and I've decided to take action. Swordser2, your posts are nearly incomprehensible, no one knows what the crap you're doing anyhow, and you're supposed to be in Division 2 in the first place. Please get back to Division 2, or I'll have to take further action.
OOC: Yeah, probably Swordser2. I gotta go. See you all later. BIC: Xardius shook his head. "Don't confuse the guy."
Xardius poked Darxess. "He doesn't look or feel dead."
"Um, Darxess?" Xardius asked hesitantly. "Let's see....You gave up leadership position...um....yeah...you don't remember, but...you did. So...um...Xegreny's leader now...and...uh..." He cleared his throat. "Let's just say that while you've been doing heaven knows what, we've been through the future, and we don't like what's happened in it, so we came back to the past to stop it through a portal that merged us with our past selves. You didn't go through the portal, and died in the future, I guess, so um, you don't remember any of this."
OOC: Yes, it's right after the big tournament we did in the Olympus Coliseum for the ultimate weapon or something like that. Anyhow, that's where we are. And thank you, Swordser2. We are excepting new members, but only a few at a time, right now. I'd have to make a new thread for people to join in. Hey, Nulix, if you wouldn't mind, could you resurrect that old Ultimate Organization Information Thread? I kind of liked that. BIC: Xardius shook his head. "We need to concentrate. The last thing I remember was the Air Army destroying Kingdom Hearts, and me jumping through the portal. If I remember correctly, we've destroyed the Enigmatic Knights..." He sat up suddenly. "Vecked, the virus! Have you created it yet! Or the UPA? I forget which..."
