1. Being a weeaboo is NOT a good thing 2. Being an otaku is NOT a good thing. An otaku is incapable of handling the simplest of social situations and is only knowledgeable about anime and manga, other subjects such as literature,politics and everything else are foreign to the otaku. The otaku has little to no friends and would rather watch anime then hang out with buddies or go to family gatherings. The otaku only watches a certain type of an anime, if you like Death Note you are NOT an otaku. If you like Lucky Star then you are on your way. 3. Watching anime does not make you a weeaboo. Worshipping Japan and everything about it when you're not Japanese makes you a weeaboo. tl;dr: You don't WANT to be like Travis Touchdown.
You ask the question that must be asked "FLTH'NGT AIFT'ZURTH" You chant the spells of the cosmos over and over again, revealing your uncles' true form "Well done Carrie, but you are far too late, my plans for engulfing this puny planet are finally coming to fruition" Your uncle's chest burst revealing inside him the Elder God Yog Soggoth. He floats in the sky with his mass hideous appearence that could drive a man insane simply by looking at it. "I knew it was you" you give a cocky smirk and pull out the one weapons capeable of killing even a god, the sword of Kusanagi; a powerful blade said to be forged in the depth othe netherworld "MOTHER OF JESUS! HOW DID YOU OBTAIN SUCH A POWER YOU PUNY HUMAN!?" Yog Soggoth's anger knows no bounds as his sheer words destroy the fabric of space time around the both of you "I WILL DESTROY YOUR VARY EXISTANCE YOU FOOOOOOOOOL!" You Soggoth sends one of his imcropehensible tentacles at you and grabs you from the legs You've seen enough hentai to know where this is going "Aw ****" You calmly exclaim as his tentacles reach closer and closer to your virgin hole But then you remember the huge sword that you just pulled out, the one that kills gods and all that You slice one the beasts tentacles off but it quickly regrows and heads closer to you know where "SO MUCH FOR THE SWORD THAT SLAYS GOD! ****ING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Suddenly a watermellon scented rose slices through the tentacles What? Where did it come from? Is it tuxedo mask? No it's his less succescful twin "***** Mask" "***** MASK! I THOUGHT I BANISHED YOU TO STATE PRISON FOR YEARS!?" "I gots out ons goods behaviours dawg"(he talks funny because he's a ******, it's racist so it's funny) "Ands nows im gonna gets my hoe and takes you outs ya feel meh?" "FOOOLS! ALL OF YOU FOOLS! YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS ALREADY DONE!" MY MINIONS ARE ALREADY PLAUGING THE EARTH AS WE SPEAK!" He was right, his minions really were ****ing **** up on a grand scale, it was like the holocaust only this time it was real "You vile being, what makes you think you can just toy with humans like we're some kinda of dragon dildo?" Yog Soggoth laughs or does something that somewhat resembles a laugh, he's all lovecraftian and **** it's hard to tell. "Dumb humans, I will eviserate you"(definately didn't spell that right) Yog Soggoth's mighty tentacles like things stretch out from every hole in it's body, it's like a bunch of penises emerging from a cave. You ever see penises emerge from a cave? it's like that only worse. The penises tentacles are everywhere and it doesn't seem like anything will save your virgin body this time But then ***** mask pulls out his beretta and starts capping Yog Soggoth's tentacles all up in this **** G. "shits, as much as i wanna sees this hoe ride like a cowgirl kno wut im sayin? i is gotta saves the worlds from y'all bullshit see?" Yog Soggoth is angry, more spacetime disrupts and this time it flings you and ***** masks to the far corners of the universe "I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN ******!" you shout as the two of you drift apart from eachother "Aight" he replies as Keep yourself alive plays in the background Yog Soggoth continues his reing of terror on Earth Can anything stop this Elder God from destroying Earth? Well there's one man He's been gone for 2012 years and he's back And he is pissed Find out who(It's Jesus) next time on **** YEAH! THE MOVIE THE BOOK THE GAME! Nah just kidding, carry on.
Understandable Duh Could you tell whatever spawned you to kill itself for producing such a bane to humanity? "I'll fall into the shadows" -Sephiroth
BECAUSE APPARENTLY CLICHES ARE BAD IT'S NOT LIKE THE ENTIRE FICTION FOUNDATION IS MADE UP OF CLICHES AND TROPES NOPE NONE NOTHING ******ED ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAID AT ALL lol just kiddin, yur a fagot
What the **** are those? They sound ******ed and forced and sound like they would give the most awkward character development to characters who were already pretty fleshed out. It'd be like if they made an arc where a sword turned people into mindless zombies, how ******ed would that be? Thank god Durarara never did something like that and turned out to be a boss anime surrounding the life of a boy who yearns for something more in his everyday life and creates a group of unrelated colourless people who don't even know each other but when duty calls manage to come together as a community to take care of a common enemy despite social walls that separate them.
What anime were you watching? Durarara has 12 episodes. Why the hell would it be 26 episodes? The rest of the episodes would probably end up being boring, uninteresting and lackluster compared to the dollars arc anyway.
It's just nonsense Forget it RAGE IS MY SOURCE EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE WAS OUT OF PURE HATRED AND RAGE FOR EVERYTHING EVER. Also how am I supposed to know if I don't like something if I've never watched it?
That's because out taste coincide SOMEWHAT You happen to like Baccano(NOT THE ENGLISH DUB THOUGH YOU BUTT ****ING ******ED MONKEY **** EATING DICK TAKING MUMBO JUMBO SOMETHING SOMETHING WIKITY WIKKITY WACK SMACK SNACK ATTACK POOP FACE) so I automatically have some respect for you. You also happen to like Durarara which I think is an outstanding 12 episode show. But then you like Madoka and it all comes tumbling down. And it just so happens that a vast majority of people here like Madoka thus their taste coincide with yours and the My taste = god tier, Your taste = **** tier rule doesn't really take effect with you because you rarely meet people who's taste don't coincide with you At least here On the other hand, I don't like Madoka and thus everyone else's taste is **** tier compared to my godly tier taste. Understand?
My taste = God tier Your taste = **** tier Unless it coincides with mine This rule applies everywhere for everything all the time no matter what. Also considering the taste of most members here, I am pretty surprised when someone can appreciate good things. Or maybe I'm trolling Which considering my track record is unlikely.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Someone with good taste has arrived.
I have an anime made specifically for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93UgmIRPsEY&feature=related
Excellent anime. Worthy of all the praise it gets It's like watching a Final Destination movie. It sucks but you just have to watch it to see just how BADLY things get. Ending was the only good part Eh, it's good. Best anime ever Well maybe not better then Captain Harlock but damn close DAMN close. Good up until around the end ****ing courage punch was R-E-tarded *****ing animation though. Entry level anime of the worst kind Y'all needs to get a more refined palette.
Uhhh. Yeah So are we. Speaking of crazy, I thought the Cthulu optional boss was pretty neat. Granted you get jack **** from defeating him but hey at least you can say that you killed Cthulu.
If you're trolling me then by god you have done a WONDERFUL job.
My god this soundtrack is ****ing amazing. Whoever's idea it was to get ****ing Queen to do the OST is a god.
Learn to stop sucking Zombie king is easy as **** Just wait until you get to Master Bate He will wreck your ****, not to mention you have to watch the cutscene of him Spoiler kill elizabeth after every loss
So I just got to the fifth boss Who's ****ing idea was it to give the boss ten times less health then the fourth boss? ****ing ******ed Also Andy is the worst character in the game, he better die eventually.
Besides the whole having to deal with a dumb omnipotent(oxymoron?) ***** and being involved with alien plots, pshycic abomonations and other supernatural phenomena. You only get half the joke But close enough, hold on let me put some money into my Paypal first.
I can fight servants I swear to GOD I will give someone $120 through paypal if they get this. SWEAR TO THE LORD!
That still doesn't make any sense. Your on a computer Your computer is hooked to a wall Thus you must be somewhere where there are buildings,houses or something of structure If you're on a laptop then you are either in a hotspot which is usually surrounded by people or have some sort of internet connection near you meaning there must be some form of population around you. Unless you're in the middle of a field a billion kilometres away from civilizaiton then there's no possible way there's no physical object to the right of you.
