I'll join too. I bet it'll be fun. X3
ooc: They were girlscouts, and now they'll tear you apart 15 MORE girlscouts pounced out of the bushes at Saix, mauling him while screaming "YOU WILL BUY OUR COOKIES!". They started dragging him intothe bushes while lsearching his pockets for munny. "I found 600 munny!" "No, it's sixty. Thats enough for 2 boxes. take the munny and throw the cookies at him, then go back to the blonde!" Ordered on of them The one who found the munny in Saix's pocket took it and ran off. The others Left Saix and pounced back to the pile on Larxene. "Help... meeee... can't.. breathe.." She muffled, only her antenne and left hand sticking out of the mob of girlscouts.
'ewewewewewewewew....' kept running through Larxene's mind. Then she heard a rumbling from a distance. And squeels. Se sat up, and sniffed the air. "cookies.." She mumbled, then reconized the scent. "Girlscout cookies" She whimpered, her eyes widening. Suddenly a rampage of 20 girlscouts all lunged at her. She screamed as she was mobbed into the bushes. "You will buy our Peanut Butter Patties!" One yelled, jumping out of the bushes at the antenne blonde. "NEVER!" "Thin mints!" "AIIIIIIIIIIIE!" "Cafe cookies! MWAHAHAHA!" "HELP MEEE!" Much yelling of cookies and screams could be heard from quite aways away... since girlscouts always made a rucus when it's cookie selling season (I couldn't resist doing a rampage of girlscouts selling girlscout cookies... it's too funny...)
Larxene whined "Axel was enough! Im tired! They're gonna come in soon enough!" She cried, plopping on her bed. All her shocking and growling and lunging for her was tiring, and she needed rest. And if they figured out she was sleeping, they'd search her room; then they'd find them, and they'd be in loads of trouble without her. "God I feel like a prince saving a princess... only vice versa and no medival times.." She grumbled, yawning a little. "And you'll have to be able to live through LOTS of girl music" She advised, throughing in ear plugs into the closet and shutting it *** he turned on her stereo and flipped through her CD's "Which to play first.... I feel punky.." She said to herself, slipping an avril lavigne disk into her stereo, then laid on her bed as the music began. She grinned. "Zexion, you owe me. Xigbar, you owe be triple of Zexion" she said as she scraped her nails.
Suddenly Larxene zipped up, her antenne hair twitching this way and that. "Fangirl senses tingling..." She mumbled, and a grin crept across her face. "Faaaangiiiiirls..." she said in a demonic voice before portaling off "Oh girls... I hae Demyx's signature.. or autograph.." She said fakley, threowing it onto the carpet. She backwed away as there were large screamed and on a few seconds, a whole pile of fangirls all over the fake stickman drawing of Demyx. While they were distracted, Larxene picked Xigbar(Axel) up and portalted off to her room. "Don't worry. They wouldn't dare come near my room." She said as she dropped Xigbar(Axel) on the ground and put a sign up on her door that read. "Larxene's room. A.K.A. Fangirls come in, never come back out". She grinned and shut her door. "You owe me alot." she reminded, picking up a few scraps of paper on the ground and setting them on her desk. "Ill keep track of how much you owe me for all the things oive done for you... okay?" She teased. "Now go hide in the closet" She hissed, picking him up and shoving him towards her empty closet. ooc: Lol... the perfect job for Larxene's antenne... sensing certain things.. lmao..
Larxene looked at Saix ontop of her. The darts had come off within a few seconds of the shooting.. so he wasn't dosed alot. She reached up at Roxas. "I beg of you.." She whimpered, pulling him down eye to eye. "GET HIM OFF ME OR NO COOKIES FOR A WEEK!" She screamed in his face, and shoved him away as she pulled on the capeting to get herself out from under Saix. No good. "Why me..." She mumbled hoplessly.
Larxene looked over, and screamed her head. "HOLY SHIZ TINS!" She yelled, "OH MY GOD!" She yelled again before screeching, her eyes rolling to the back of her head, and she fainted. Really, she was being dramatic. She could move her eyes whch way and that.. 'Oh... my... god... Demyx is giving CPR to Axel. Just... never wake up. Never... unless they threaten to tickle. Then you go fangirl on them to scare them' She thought to herself, shivering a little with fear of seeing Demyx giving CPR to Axel. One word came in her mind over and over again. Ew.
ooc: I fixed it so it would fit... o.o heh... kinda hard to tell where who is who and where is whe- BLARG! Forget it. XP you get the point.
Larxene screamed. "NO! THESE AREN'T FOR YOU! THERES SOME GIRLSCOUT COOKIES IN THE KITCHEN I STOLE! GO TAKE THOSE INSTEAD!" She shreiked, running in another direction, which really was towards axel. 'run run run ru-' Thwump! Larxene toppled over Axel, luckily the cookies un-broken and still in her hands. She sighed, and slid of Axel, and scuffled a little ways away, her eye twitching.
Then a dart filled with a sleeping drug hit Zexion(Saix)'s back. then another.. and another on the head... and soon enough he was on the floor. In came Larxene, holding a dart in one hand and a dart shooter in the the other. She hauled Zexion(Saix) up over her shoulder and dragged him away. "God... who knew boys were so.. heavy" She groaned as she walked up to Roxas's room. She poked her head in as she tumbled to the floor with the weight of Saix on her back. Her eyes were one larger than the other. "Can't breathe.... Somebody.. get.. Saix.. off.. me.." she muffled/coughed, clawing her hands on the carpet of the room.
"SORRY IVE NEVER BEEN IN THIS SITUATION BEFORE!" GOD YOU BOYS! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!" She screeched, her eyes twitching. She stood up and kicked axel "WAKE UP OR SAIX GETSTHE REST OF THE COOKIES I MADE!" She yelled in his ear as she bent down to him, then flicked Demyx. "Im done here. But if you want me to stay, you know you gotta pay for it. " She hissed at him, then stalked away. Really, she only hid around the corner with 3 cookied and peeked out to see what would happen. (In most of the roleplays Ive ever been in, on this site and many others, the cookie/muffin/other pastry thing has usually always worked.. .we'll see... Kukukuku...)
Larxene halted to a stop and turned. "WHAT!?!" She screeched dashing past him in what seemed like a mila-second. Within what seemed like 5 seconds, Laxene was at the scene. She grabbed Demyx and threw him, and bent down to the side of axel. She poked him a little, then extended her electrical kunai. "CLEAR!" She yelled before shocking Axel. Nothing happend. "CLEAR!" She yelled again and pushed down on his stomach while shocking him. she pulled her hands off him when his hair started to smoke from her electrity. "Oh... crap.." She whispered, scooching a little away from Axel. She poked Axel, and was shocked from the electricity and static that had built up on him when she shocked him./ She fell over fried. "Im okay..." She muffled, sitting back up, smoking a little from the sudden shock.
Larxene hissed at Saix and grabbed the ends of his cloak before he could telaport away and knocked him to the ground, getting on him and growling in his face. "eVIL.. .SCAr... face..." She grumbled, cutting a little into Saix's X scar before getrting up and lunging at her next victim; Valerie, while yelling "VICTIIIIIIIM!".
Once again, Larxene lunged out fo nowhere at the fangirls, showing her fake plastic fangs and her sharp kunai while hissing. She shocked them all, leaving them all smoking and black. A few sobbed about their looks, others fell to the ground and pretended they were melting because they looked horrible. Most of them, though, backed away, screamed and ran, or jut plain ran. She then turned to Xigbar(Axel) and walked up to him, grabbing him by his cloak. She was growling, and giving them her rip-you-to-shreds eyes. "You're lucky I can't kill you..." She hissed, then threw him and stalked off, hissing and or lunging at any living thing that she passed or it passed her. The next thing for her to lunge at was Saix(Zexion) for, of course, absolute no reason except she was in a bad mood and having a tantrume over all the rabid, annoying fangirls.
A port hole rose a few feet infront of the mob of fangirls, Larxene coming out growling and her kunai tightly in her grasp. She hissed then zapped a few of them, growling with her eyes glued staring at the mob. They backed away slowley, then screamed and ran when she zapped half of them. and fake-lunged for them. She got back up, and turned to Xigbar(Axel) and pointed at him. "You owe me for that" She hissed, and stalked off, staying in her touch-me-I-rip-your-arm-off mood.
(I don't think Luxord can turn people into cards...)
Namine came out of nowhere and jumped up, tackling Sora out of Xemnas's grasp and hugging him. "Chu!" She squeeled. Larxene came up behind her and pulled her off Sora. "Sorry... She has a habit of hugging random boys" She said before kicking Sora and running away with Namine. "She's your problem now!" She said quickly, plopping Namine on the floor infront of Saix and running off. Namine only stood up, took one look at Saix, and tackle hugged him.
Larxene screamed and put her hands infront of her face. "Okay now your just being mean!" She yelled befroe fleeing. Namine poked her head out of the aisle again. "Once again, Larxene is right. And what you just did was mean, so nyah!" She teased and hid in one of the shelves next to her, shoving the items off the shelf to make room.
(Sorry I haven't replied alot. :P) Larxene stalked the halls, looking for someone she could torcher. "Saix?....To smart... Vexen?.... He's an old man... Axel?" She asked herself, then stopped. "I wonder how he will tolerate 4 rhetorical questions" She cooed, grinning and walking off to find Axel(Xigbar) while repeating the rhetorical questions in her head.
Larxene tackled Zexion. and bonked his head several times. "DUDE! CALM DOWN!" She hissed, then pointed up at Demyx. "YOU! STOP TAUNTING HIM! ITS JUST A FRICKIN BOOK!" She yelled, then pointed at Saix. "YOU! GO BE NORMAL! YOU'RE CRAZY!" She snarled, standing up wall she held Zexion by the neck. Namine poked her head out from an aisle. All she did was point shortley at Saix and say "Larxenes right. You ARE nuts!" Before running off somewhere to find Mr.Stabbity paper(Xaldin).
