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Just stick some chewing gum on your face and tell people you're breaking out in growths.

That's the problem right there. Who in this day and age actually owns two CoM games and a Game Link? Most people own the DS...

In fact, I've never seen anyone actually challenge their friends to a CoM link battle because the game itself is rare to acquire (except on Ebay).

They fly around the world and end up back twenty feet from where they started. :xp:

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Um...welcome to Kingdom Hearts? :xp:

And if that shocked you, you should view this:

A New You

Ultima Weapon is originally found inside a Calm Bounty room on the 13th floor (Castle Oblivion) after you've cleared both Sora and Riku's stories. After you unlock it, it'll be available in all worlds.

Of course, once you get it, is there really a point? You've finished both games, after all. :huh:

It'll be the day when Pikachu can actually be used as a staple in tournaments. I mean, it's an Electric-type that's lightweight and can easily be defeated by a Ground-type attack or any attacks just as strong. In fact, the only place where Pikachu can actually fight on even territory is the Super Smash Bros. series.

So, basically what you're saying is that Gym Leaders and the Elite would be considered Pokémon Masters? Actually, I take being a Gym Leader back. If that were true, Brock and Misty would've already qualified. I almost wish that Ash was just as good as his G/S/C counterpart just so he can actually be considered a legend and we can move on with a new hero by now.

I yoinked them both, crushed them into powder and spiked the punch with them. :p

Nice, but...

Will the noobs actually read this? :blink:

Or will it go to the back pages never to be seen again...

The sad part is that he's only won a Pokemon League once out of the entire ten seasons. And that was in the Orange Islands. Directly after that, he actually gets his butt handed to him by Team Rocket. I mean, come on! Team Rocket actually beats him? And at Professor Oak's lab?! And then who comes in to save the day? None other than Gary Oak with a brown cloak and an Eevee. For crying out loud, Ash finally wins a championship and suddenly has to be saved by his rival against the comic relief? How humiliating is that?

I still stand by my statement that there's no such thing as a Pokemon Master. It can't even be defined, so how can Ash become something that doesn't even exist? :dead:

Hmm...that sounds plausible. Every world is running in its own little timeline. That would explain why if you leave a world and return, the world will be in the exact same state that you left it. Time will literally freeze when you travel from one world to another unless someone or something from another world goes and interferes with a world that is not their own.

Make sense? :imslow:

Forget who they belong to...

I cleared my mind of who each of the titles belonged to and focused mainly on what sounded cool.

I ended up with Silent Hero or Graceful Assassin. I'm not a fan of either of these characters, but their user titles sound...heroic in a way. :p

Boys, Girls & Bathroom Problems...

"...and that, Twilight boy, is why Blitzball is much cooler than Struggle," Wakka finished.

"Yeah, right!" Hayner smacked his fist into his palm. "What could be more satisfying than smacking a weapon over another person's skull?" The three sports fanatics were walking around aimlessly arguing which of their sports was better instead of doing what they were supposed to. "If Pence were here, he'd back me up on this!"

Before the Destiny duo could counter, a human-shaped blur whizzed by them and smashed into a pile of garbage bags with a thunderous crash. "What the...?!" Wakka and the others ran up with concern on their faces. Tidus reached the pile first. Sprawled out on top was a boy about their age with wind-blown jet-black hair and wearing a blue blazer. He groaned slightly as he attempted to push himself up.

"Dude, are you alright?" Wakka asked as they helped the stranger to his feet.

But the boy only grinned. "Yeah, I'm used to it by now." He brushed his jacket off and picked some lint out of his hair.

"Used to 'it?'" Tidus repeated. "Used to what exactly?"

"My girlfriend got ticked off at me for something that was purely accidental," the boy explained, "and I ended up crash landing here."

Hayner squinted and shielded his eyes as he looked up at the sky from where the blue boy had flown in. "What'd she hit you with, a cannon?"

The boy laughed. "Nah. She's just pretty strong. Emphasis on pretty. Double emphasis on strong." Then he did a double take. "Hey!" He looked at Hayner with admiration. "Aren't you Hayner, one of the Struggle finalists from Twilight Town?"

Hayner's eyes went wide with surprise. "You've heard of me?" But the boy turned toward Tidus and Wakka.

"And you two! You're Tidus and Wakka of the Destiny Islands' Aurochs Blitzball team, right?"

Tidus grinned bashfully. "Well, we don't like to brag..." he began, but Wakka held up his hand to silence him.

"Forgive us, but who ARE you?" Wakka asked.

"Oh, I never gave you my name, did I?" The boy combed his jet-black hair back with his fingers and smirked pleasantly. "My name's Michael. Nice to meet you three!"

"I'm guessing you're not from around here either?" Hayner asked.

Michael nodded. "Yeah, I'm just visiting with a few friends of mine. Heard that the beach here was top-notch!" He chuckled slyly. "Finally wanted to see her in a bikini," he added nonchalantly. "I made the mistake of telling her that and ended up with a faceful of..." Michael cleared his throat. "...er...fatty tissue. That's when she thought I was getting fresh with her again, she called me a pervert, predictably socked me one and I ended up here." Michael cricked his neck a few times before turning to leave. "Anyway, thanks for your help!"

"You sure you'll be fine?" Wakka asked skeptically.

Michael waved his hand dismissively. "Don't worry! I take these love taps all the time!" And with a goodbye salute, he ran out of sight.

"Boy, I feel sorry for that kid," Hayner said.

Tidus nodded. "I really don't want to meet this girl that could knock him clear across town like that."

* * *

Selphie, Olette and Sora were heading over to Selphie's house so they could teach the "pageant queen" how to put on makeup. "If you don't know how to put any on, it won't matter how cute you are," Selphie coached. "Natural beauty doesn't cut it in beauty competitions."

Sora's eyes were overshadowed with doubt to her words. "Really? Because I think Kairi looks just fine without any."

Selphie sighed and shared a glance with Olette that said 'See what we've had to deal with?'

"You've got to remember, Sora, that inner beauty and outer beauty co-exist when it comes to girls," Olette explained. "It's shallow of people these days, but it's a fact of life."

Suddenly, a familiar voice carried itself to their ears. "I don't care what you think! You're not going to steal another one from me!" After a few seconds, Natalia came stomping around the corner. Sora and Selphie watched her coming near them, expecting a snappy insult. However, instead of taunting them, the prissy girl marched by without so much a glance.

"Natalia looks pretty mad," Selphie observed. "She didn't even look at us."

Sora crossed his arms and pursed his lips. "Wonder how come?"

Selphie only shrugged. "It's not really our business to know. Whatever her problems are, she can deal with it. We've got our own to worry about." She beckoned for the others to follow her. They began to continue on their way when...

"Excuse me!" The trio turned around to see a girl their age come running up to them, her brown leather hiking boots pounding against the pavement.

"Yes?" Sora studied the stranger. Her hair was a bit brownish-blonde with golden yellow highlights. She wore blue beach shorts, a white tank-top and a pink open vest. Judging by Naminé's silence and Selphie's curious look, it was obvious she wasn't from around the area.

"I'm looking for a guy," the girl said.

"Aren't we all?" Naminé commented silently.

Sora ignored her. "What's he look like?" he asked.

"Black hair, blue blazer, a bit stupid-looking in a sweet way..." The girl rolled her eyes on the last part. "Have you seen him?"

The girls shook their heads. "Sorry," Olette replied apologetically, "we haven't seen anyone like that."

The blonde girl looked crestfallen. "I really have to learn to control my strength..." she muttered to herself. "Thanks anyway..." She turned to leave.

"We could help look for him if you want," Selphie offered. The girl whirled back around in surprise.

"Oh, no! You don't have to do that!" she exclaimed. "I know you have something else you'd rather be doing..."

"We insist!" Olette added. Sora was about to interject, but was silenced with a hard look from Selphie.

"Well, thank you! That's really kind of you." The girl looked both pleased and relieved. "I'm here visiting, so I don't really know where everything is."

"It's no problem at all!" Selphie assured her. "I'm Selphie."

"My name's Olette," Olette greeted.

"And I'm So...er...Kairi," Sora added.

The girl smiled and shook all of their hands. "Rachel," she stated. "Nice to meet you."

* * *

"I'm going to go check on Donald and Goofy," Riku told Kairi and Pence. "We'll meet you guys over at the wi-fi spot. That should give Pence enough time to set up."

"Alright, Riku," Kairi agreed. "We'll see you there!" And with that Pence and Kairi ran off. As Riku got closer to the bathroom, he could hear a couple of familiar voices echoing from within. He trotted in and was surprised to see Goofy standing outside of one of the handicapped stalls.

"Guh, Donald?" Goofy knocked on the stall door. "You okay?"

"...ruggafudda..." Donald mumbled.

Goofy cupped hie ear to the door. "What?"

"So, there you guys are!" Riku exclaimed. "We were getting worried about you two!" He glanced at the locked stall. "What's wrong with Donald?"

"...spudgawudga..." Donald's voice muttered.

Riku raised an eyebrow. "What was that?"

Finally, Donald couldn't take it any more. "I'M STUCK!" he shouted.

Riku sighed as he massaged his temples in frustration. It was going to be another one of THOSE afternoons. He summoned his Way to the Dawn. "Alright, hold on. I'll have you out in a moment."

Goofy eyed the Keyblade. "Guh, what're you gonna do with that?"

Riku gave him a weary look. "He's stuck in the toilet and we need something to pry him out with." He let out another sigh. "A Keyblade wielder reduced to saving ducks from toilets. I almost wish it was me that got switched, not Sora..."

(Note from author: Another short update. And yes, more custom characters. Don't ask me why. You'll understand soon enough. :p)

Writer's Critique...

Hmm...Usually this is where I would give a critique, but...

I'm looking through the poem and I really don't see any major errors. Nothing I can really nit-pick at (other than that "its." (which I'm not entirely sure of, because isn't "its" a possessive noun while "it's" is a contraction for "it is?") I don't know. It just nags at me for some reason...)

Rhyme scheme is good. Form is pretty well done. It flows beautifully. The main idea is easy to understand.

In short, good job. :)

I was wondering when you were going to go through with it...

Well, one out of three isn't bad. (The third one.) ;)

But in all seriousness, the only fortune cookie that I ever believed was the one that said "Danger looms in your future." I sprained my ankle the next day. :dead:

Time to open up the fan mail...

:blink: Scare? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? :huh:

I never thought I'd see someone with a naughtier mind than me. And dude, you're...

...close, but not that close. :p

You have NO idea how much I wish I could draw all of this. :cryinganime: Especially some of the highlights of the story. :nono:

Wait. You read the whole thing and you're thinking it's STARTING to get pervy? :blink:

Wow, I guess I'm doing my job right, then. :D

Anyway, since Spring Break's ended and I've got essays due, I'll do everything I can to update this, but it might be a couple of weeks...:sideways:

I agree, it's probably just like Auron. Why else would he fight one-handed?

You would've had two more story arcs to go through before you got to Jaden (Another one of Kaiba's championships and Dawn of the Duel (Millennium World in the manga). And yeah, out of all the seasons, the 4th season of Yu-Gi-Oh! sucked.

Anyway, back on topic. There's no way for Ash to become a Pokemon master due to the fact that NO ONE is a master in the first place. I mean, what exactly IS a Pokemon Master? Someone who captures one of every Pokemon? Wins every championship they enter? Excels both in contests and breeding? Beats every single opponent hands down?

I mean, if that was the case, then Ash might as well count all the grains in the sand or drink the entire ocean, because that goal is impossible for ANYONE to achieve. Ash is chasing an impossible dream and he's really gotta start learning from his mistakes instead of repeating them once every ten episodes.

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