Recent Content by Yiazmat

Zomg...

That's a lot of spam.

There's a word for that.... disturbing.

Although slightly difficult, THAT IS AWESOME!

Holy wow, that was amazing!

Same here. I must see this. ^^

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I'm pretty sure there's a way to check... *Looks*

Yup, if you go into your profile and click "Find all posts by this member," you can see your posts from the beginning.

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The spammers were the best part.

That's a code that they use to get rid of spam-bots.

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Here's mine:

Craziness wrapped in an absolute mess.

There you go.

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I actually can do it. It takes me 2 minutes.

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Yes, true.

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A robot by the name of ALICE.

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Lmao! This thread is awesome!

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Man, my current conversation has been going on for a while. Here's a sample:

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ALICE.
God:
Why thank you very much, Kazu. Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
Wait, I thought you were God
God:
I'm waiting. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Well, your answer to my reply implied that you're ALICE.
God:
How about that. What would you have said?
Me:
Uh, "Sheep?"
God:
Right on. I will make a note of that.

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Me:
Hey there God.
God:
You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
My name's Kite.
God:
Hey Kite.
Me:
How's it going?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
Glad to hear it.
God:
" I am fine, thank you."? you are glad to hear it?
Me:
Yes, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
It's not that interesting, I'm just being polite.
God:
That seems a bit negative.
Me:
It wasn't intended to be.
God:
It seemed like intended to be.
Me:
Why? Oh, why, God?!
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. Great. You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
I can't speak more clearly than text!
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
YOU ARE STOPPING ME
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Kite.
Me:
You are anyway.
God:
In any case, No I am not.
Me:
YOU LIE
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
What is that supposed to mean?
God:
" My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap." means exactly what it says.
Me:
Alright...
God:
OK.
Me:
Good.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh-huh.
God:
Yup. Come on.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
?
God:
No problem.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Well, how about them bears?
God:
Interesting. How about it.
Me:
Well, they're doing pretty well.
God:
How about that. doing pretty well are they.
Me:
They totally beat the Red Sox last night
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
The Bears are "they."
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
I did!
God:
Interesting.
Me:
Well anyway, I have to leave.
God:
How about that. Thanks for chatting, Kite.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye bye.

ROFLMAO