'Allo, I have been a member of this site for a couple of day but couldn't post an introduction thread because my computer wouldn't let me go into the forums. :|
My name is of no importance but my initials are Shelby Simpson. HA. Gotcha. Anyways.. I am an obsessive Org. XIII freak that wishes to cosplay but does not have the money to buy an outfit... Or the confidence to wear one. It's a sad, sad life.
Some of my tendencies are(but not limited to)..
-Adding 'HA', 'no? and 'Success!' to the end of a sentence.
-Typing waaaay too much(like I'm doing right now).
-Plotting how I will rule the world using muffins. And my favorite,
-Randomly impersonating Michael Jackson and going 'HEE HEE!'.. To lighten the mood. If you would not like to read unimportant facts about the Sqeazel, please skip this next paragraph.
But enough about the sad facts of my sad, sad life. Here's A Q&A! What is a Sqeazel?
It is not A Sqeazel, it's THE Sqeazel. THE Sqeazel is the one and only weasel with a top-hat, bow-tie and strong passion for muffins. In fact, you are talking to the Sqeazel right now. The Sqeazel speaks weasenese, but types in English. Also, Sqeazel talks in third person, but for your sake Sqeazel tries to refer to herself like a normal person.
Excuse me for boring/annoying you. I am very, very sorry for wasting your time. (Success!) Last but not least, I'm really excited about joining this site. Everyone seems really nice, no? I know this because I have been lurking in the forums for the past few days.
Oh wow, I seem to have stopped typing worthless things. Success!!
I see it as half there. Think about it, even if only half of the contents are in the glass.. the other half are still somewere in the world. ;)
(I know it doesn't make too much sense, but that's just what I think.)
