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Destiny Island: PARTY TIME!!~
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The night before Sora's dream, there was an awsome party......

(up in the treehouse)
Riku: I'll spike the punch! and then Kairi will be unable to resist me!
*pouring sounds*
Riku: hehehe sweet date rape drugs!
Sora and Kairi dirty dancing*
Kairi: keep up Sora....
Sora: hold up let me get some punch.....
Wakka: Munching*
Tidus: Wakka stop eating all the shrooms...pass that ---- to the left
Drunk selphie: Oh Tidus....I never realized how incredibly sexy you were....
Wakka: (looking like this while staring at Selphie)
Wakka: Selphie...omg.....your jumprope is a *****.......
Tidus: *making out with selphie*
Sora: *gulp*
DA DOING DOING DOING~
Kairi: Sora......I hate to kinda just....throw this out there but.....somebody down there is tryin to say something...
Sora:*looks down* *looks back up* GASP*
Sora:.......
Kairi:......
(awkward silence)
Sora: Wanna do it?
Kairi: sure.


THE NEXT DAY

Kairi: Wake up you lazy bum....

THE END


What you think? nice to meetcha....i think...lol....

Kairi: wake up you lazy bum
Sora: WOAH I HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM AND I WAS LIKE WOOSH WOOSH AND THEN THERE WAS THIS GIANT HOLE SO I STUCK A STICK IN THE HOLE IT WAS AWSOME……and then I blacked out and fought some giant!
Sora: it was cool too.
Kairi: just give me my cash
*sora hands her munny*
Kairi: Your 2 munny short.
(Random) Sora: Build a raft! That’s a great idea kairi!
Kairi:……………
Sora:………..
(awkward silence)
Sora: I love you.
Riku arrives: sora your times up with my ho.
(Random) Sora: Sword fight! That’s a great idea!
Riku: what the F--k!?
*riku dodges sora*
Kairi: Get away you crazy psycho! *throws a paupu fruit at sora*
*sora is knocked out*
Kairi: Lets get out of here!
Riku: Yea lets go!

Hours later at Kairi’s place~
Kairi: Heyyyyyyyyyyy Riku aheh-AHAH do you want a mushroom?
Riku: Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Want some seagull egg?
Kairi: Hell yea pass that to the left.
*SNORT SNORT*
Riku: Kairi, *points* theres a giant ***** cutting your hair……

Meanwhile~

Sora wakes up*
Hmm looks like there will be a storm!! better put a blanket on the tree’s or they’ll get cold!
*unzips his pants* except this one, I gotta go.
Sora: dumdeedumdeedum, *whistles* there all better!
A heartless cop appears*
Cop: going in a public place, im gonna have to steal your heart.
Sora: AHHHH *runs away*
*sora stumbles upon Drugged up Riku*
Riku: Look sora! the door has opened! Hehehaha
Riku: Woah!
…..(short silence)
Random Riku: IM NOT AFRAID!!!!
*Riku disappears*
*Something appears in Sora’s hand*
Sora: woah cool a pimpkey! Thanks strange voice in my head for telling me the name!
Sora looks up: woah, it would seem according to the strange voices in my head that destiny islands is being sucked up by a giant testicle.
Sora: Hahaaha, sweet.


What happened to Kairi? Will sora get a clue? Find out on the next pimpkey!