mindwarper11

I am a dude...who prefers people to meet me than read me....
You just don't get the full effect if you don't talk to me...


Thoguh I should warn you...my ego may get the best of me....alot.
But it is not without good reason I assure you! I am just that good...


Think WWE Ryback...now think half that muscle size, at a quarter of the height, alot more hair...on my head mind you...and face...
Tan, talks with a redneck accent (think Boomhower or however you spell his name, from king of the hill....don't always talk like that, till you get me excited)
Now try to imagine this not bald not ogre looking person, sitting at a super computer, wearing generic farmer's clothing, with a custom made bow broken at his feet, a baby goat sitting in his lap... a ps3 controller attached to his super computer...oh I guess I shouldn't forget my favorite "fireman's" knife and my Glock...I don't let those out of my sight...Now imagine this strapping farmer with a techno side with tons of alcohol bottles, and equally tons of D&D books (1.0 and 3.5....NEVER 4.0) crying....yes crying....because he just found out almost every game he plays has been simplified and reduced to crap in their newest version...you have me....the scorned lawman, the midgit with muscle...the nerdy Cowboy.

The guy who loves everything, and everything loves him.

He is just that awesome. He is amazing. He is short (and feels guilty about it...I mean not everyone is born with the perfect size. If I could make everyone short and perfect like me, I wouldn't because my life would be miserable if I could not be helpful...heaven is too good for me which is probably why I am not a Christian. Because being a good person who loves order and helpfulness in a orderly, none trobulesome, none- chaotic world....is hell.)