Thats right everyone. I, Kraker, am the official pairing for Riku. I may be a guy but I am the biggest fan of Riku there has ever existed. So to everyone else who thinks they love him..well I got bad news for you. He only loves MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
You know why? Cuz I shall tell you a story. It was one of the best days in my life. I met Riku in person and he was omfg so effin hot!!!!! <3 <3 <3
I was walking down Tokyo street when I looked up and saw RIKU!!! I was like "Konnichawa super super sexy Riku-sama" He looked at me all blushing cuz he saw how hot I was. Then he took me behind the Gamers shop and started to kiss me!!! Then as we were making out there wassome baka fat **** watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! So I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY BOY WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH SORA CAUSE RIKU-SAMA LOVES ME!! Then Riku held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!! Then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies(I know impossible right? but thats the power of love!!!!) and they all became Keyblade masters!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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