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Luxord sighed with releif that Larxene had spared his life. He had been pinned close to Xaldin's room, and heard some muffled whimpers coming from it. He knocked on the door. "Xaldin?" "Go away." was the reply between sobs. "It's me! Luxord!" Luxord knocked again. No reply to that.

Slowly, Number Ten opened the door to find Xaldin sitting on his bed crying. "...okay..." he mumbled. "Xaldin, are you alright?" "No." Xaldin said sharply. "Easy, easy, what's wrong?" "Sai'x destroyed my art and everybody thinks I'm a wuss because Belle socked me in the stomach." "Not true. You're not a wimp. You're one of the strongest members of the organization!" Luxord sat down on the bed. "You're still alive, right?" "Right..." Xaldin looked up. "How many tries did the kid take to beat you so far?" "I lost count at forty." Xaldin started to smile. "See? You're not that bad!"

Luxord had managed to pick up the cards and came flying in on a big one. "WHOOOOO---" *CRASH* He slammed right into Larxene, who became very angry and started chasing him. Quickly, he jumped back on the card and flew off. "LOOOOK OUTTTT!!!!" he yelled to Sai'x, directly in front. Sai'x ducked as Laxene threw a kunai at Luxord, who did something like the Matrix and ducked.

Unfortuneately, he turned his eyes around to stick his touge out at Larxene...and smacked into a wall. "OOF!" *splat* Larxene threw kunai at him, pinning him to the wall. "Help..." he said weakly. "She's gonna kill me..."

OOC: Lay off on the Sa'ix kissing Xemnas, okay? No yaoi, please...:D thanks!

OOC: You got it!

BIC: Luxord ran back to the shattered vases. The card and Xaldin were gone. Small pieces of the big card were lying in a trail. Luxord picked up the pieces and followed the trail, quietly mourning over the loss of his card. The trail led to Xaldin's room. He pounded on the door. "XALDIN!!!!!!!!!" He jiggled the door handle, but it was locked. "...blast." he spat.

Suddenly, an idea came to him. He snapped his fingers and turned himself into a card. With chilling ease, he slipped through the crack in the door. Changing back into a human, he noticed that the big card had been cut up into many pieces. Xaldin turned around from where he was setting up a display of roses. "Oh, Luxord," he said quietly. Luxord's face turned from skin color to scarlet red with anger. He was so mad, he couldn't speak.

OOC: outta ideas, sorry...

"Okay, we'll glue them." Luxord said, "Do you have any idea where the glue is?" "It's in the kitchen," Xaldin said, pointing. "Thanks." Luxord ran off, leaving his giant card in front of Xaldin.

Halfway to the kitchen, he froze. Something's missing...uh-oh....MY CARD!"XALDIN!!!!!!!!" he yelled, running back. "IF YOU TOUCH THAT THING I WILL PERSONALLY TURN YOU INTO A DIE!!"

Luxord went back to the chore chart with nothing to do. He scanned the list, looking for something that wasn't gross or worse...

"Dust the vases?!" he said exidedly. "CALL IT!!" He scribbled his name on the list, picked up a rag, and snapped his fingers. A giant card appeared. He turned it so that it was flat, but still hovering in midair. He stepped on it as if it were a surfboard and took off, whooping as he went.

He passed Roxas, who had his face buried in a PSP, and Zexion, who was headed back to the chore chart.

He stopped by Xaldin, who was standing near a nice collection of vases, still cutting paper. Luxord hopped off the card, and started dusting. Unfortunately, Luxord flipped up so much dust, that Xaldin started to sneeze. He sneezed so hard, (because his element was wind) that he blew himself into the vases. They wobbled, fell, and broke.

Luxord froze. Xaldin did too. "...oops...." he said timidly. Luxord started banging his head against the wall. "Why do I always break everything!?" He started to pick up the shards with Xaldin's help. "The Superior will have our heads now," Xaldin sighed. "More you then me," Luxord muttered coldly.

Xaldin stopped picking up the vases and turned to Luxord's giant card surfboard. He grinned. Luxord looked up long enough to see Xaldin holding scissors and heading toward the card..."OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!" Luxord pounced on Xaldin, his head barely missing the hand with the scissors...

Luxord had finally recoverd from Axel mooning Sai'x when Axel had shot the flares up in front of Sai'x's face. Now, he decided, it was time to stop spacing out and get back to work...or maybe get somebody else to do his work for him.

"Hey Axel," he called. "I'll keep Sai'x off your back if you mop half the castle, okay?"

No Yaoi in the RP, okiday?

Anywho...

Luxord was behind Sai'x, hiding, or at least hoping that the Luna Diviner wouldn't notice him. When he saw Axel moon Sai'x and take off, he felt sick, and just stood there, jaw dropped and eyes wide.

Zexion came up to him and waved his hand in front of Luxord's face. "You awake?" No response from the Gambler of Fate...

Luxord was finally finished picking up his cards (again!) assuming that Saix would be over the little ladder mishap and not come charging at him again.

He heard Saix yell, and dropped the last deck of cards he was carrying and started thinking. "Blast, he's after me again...maybe if I just apologize, he'll stop trying to kill me...no wait. It'd be better for me just to jump off the balcony and kill myself then apologize." he decided.

He followed the yell, and ended up in Larxene's room. Axel, Saix, and Demyx were in a pile. Demyx had a pair of panties on his head. Zexion was staring at them.

Luxord took one look at them, turned, and left the room. "I don't want to know."

AHA! I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

Luxord snapped his fingers and turned Saix into a card. Before Saix could change back, Luxord grabbed him and threw him off the balcony of Havoc's divide. "Goodbye and good riddance." he said flatly. "Now, where was I?" He began to pick up the cards again, and hoped that once Saix changed back to normal, maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't kill him...

Luxord managed to dodge Saix's attacks for long enough to snap his fingers and turn Saix into a card.



KK: Ehh, can't think of anything to write...sorry :o :D

Okay, so what's next? so thought Luxord after putting a few bandages on his fingers. He looked at the list of chores. "Hmm, change the lightbulbs in the chandalier (sorry, can't spell :D ) Yeah, I could do that." He took out a pen and scribbled his name next to the chore. But he didn't see that Saix had already signed up for that.

Luxord was walking down the hallway toward the chandalier. He saw a big ladder right below the lightbulbs. How thoughtful of Xemnas to START the job but not FINISH it. he thought. He started to climb the ladder, rung by rung.

Suddenly, he missed a step and tripped, bringing the ladder down. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Saix from above. When they finally landed, Luxord sat up, rubbing his head from where he smacked it on the hard tile floor. "Sorry Saix," he said meekly. There was no reply. Then a bar flashed over Saix's head. "Oh, no." Luxord got up and started running.

The bar filled up all the way to the top and Saix drew his claymore and ran after the Gambler of Fate. Saix's eyes were red as blood as he chased the pale-faced Luxord through the halls. They ran past Xaldin, still cutting the papers. They ran past Axel and Demyx, who had heard the crash and started laughing. "Berserker mode, huh" Axel said between laughs. "What'd you do, Luxord, hit him with his own claymore?" They started laughing again.

Luxord ran into his room and slammed the door shut before Saix could rip him apart. Unfortunately, he slammed it so hard, and then Saix slammed into it, that all of Luxord's cards, which he had set on shelves close to the doorway, scatterd again. "What goes around comes around, I guess," he grumbled angrily as he began to pick up the cards one at a time.

Luxord sat in the audience in front of the kareoke stage. He knew that he couldn't sing at all. So he figured that he would just watch everybody else.

Suddenly, an idea came to him. He grinned slyly and then warped back to the Castle that Never Was. He bolted to his room and grabbed a video camera. Then he warped back to the stage.

"What are you doing?" Namine asked him as he set up a tripod. "I'm just going to film the singers for memories," Luxord lied. In truth, he was going to wait for someone to sing really badly, then post that footage on the internet.....:D

Luxord was finally finished cleaning his room. Suddenly, he realized that his hands were hurting terribly. He looked at them. "Blast it!" he yelled. They were covered with paper cuts. "I've got to take care of these," He started walking to the medicine cabnet to get bandages for his cuts.

On the way, he passed Xaldin, who was cleaning up a bunch of spilled bottles. "A little help please?" Xaldin said. Luxord showed him his hands. "Oooh, how'd you do that?" Xaldin said. "Cleaned my room." Luxord said flatly. "That's what you get for owning fifty decks of fifty-two cards." "That is why I have lances." Xaldin said. "Isn't that worse? Instead of a paper cut, you loose a hand or finger." Luxord started walking off. "See you later."

Luxord wandered around the castle, wondering if somebody would play cards with him. When he found nobody (no pun intended) he walked to his room and decided to play with his gambler nobodies.

The game was going on well until...."LUXORD!" Xemnas yelled through the door way, barging in. Luxord jumped, then stood at attention. "Yes sir?" "It's that time of year again!" Xemnas declared. "Christmas?" Luxord asked dumbly, his mind focused on what he could do to bluff out the Gambler that was currently beating him. Xemnas gave him a smack. "No, fool, spring cleaning." Luxord snapped out of it and shook his head. "What do I do?" he asked. "First, clean your room." Xemnas said, looking around. "It is clean." Luxord replied. "HA! You call this clean? Luxord, there are cards EVERYWHERE. How many decks do you own anyway?" Xemnas pointed. "I own somewhere between fifty and one hundred decks, I think." Luxord said. "Clean them all up. And I want YOU to do it, not the Gamblers." "Okay," "NOT the other Organzation members either." Xemnas said. "Aww," Luxord said, thinking back to the time he bribed Demyx into cleaning up for him. He still hadn't paid him back...

Xemnas left and Luxord began cleaning. One card at a time. "This is soooo boring." he said to himself. "But if its spring cleaning, this will probably be the least gross job I'll do all day...." He continued to mumble to himself as he picked up his cards and straightened up his room.