Dalk would like you to understand that he does not approve of some of your actions; and that DALK IS THE LAW.
Bork bork bork?
I'm back, Sir!
Aaaagh! *EDWARD_! uses The Devil!* Calamity! *EDWARD_1 perform Calamity*
*EDWARD_1 becomes EDWARD_!* HP: 315!%@$(# *EDWARD_! swings bat violently*
*Grabs Giant Dalkism Pope Bat, painted like Sailor Moon's scepter*
Anger raised indefinitely... EDWARD_1 is going through metamorphosis... *EDWARD_1 now looks like a twenty year-old woman, bra size DD*
Also, I has turned my lights off... I will now shoot you in the face... To earn an achievement...
....Anger has been raised.... Body has developed... EDWARD_1 will change body type... *EDWARD_1 is now in the guise of a 16 year-old girl*
You like to play video games...
Exits blocked.... Rebirth in FOUR MINUTES...
EDWARD_1 is an android/cyborganic humanoid, and cannopt be afflicted by bacterial viruses... Only computer ones...
Now Restoring Project KyRi... Machinery is prepared... Commence rebuilding of KyRi... Rebirth will be accomplished in FIVE MINUTES... Good night, Gentlemen...
..... Action Taken: Revive Project KyRi
Do it to me! I wanna help!