-somehow make sora scream and shove an apple in his mouth to make him stop
-if sora doesnt shut up slap him as hard as you can and say shut up!
-hit sora with a giant log
-throw sharp rocks at sora
-keep calling sora,dora the explorer and keep singing the theme song
-get a sack and tell him "go in theres cookies"
-tell sora to get a life its all fake
-tell sora "kairi whispered in ur ear and said" "i'm a man"
OK i dont number my jokes i just put dashes on them
any ways....
-make sora stand near a cliff....walk towards him slowly and push him...
-make sora grow a beard and cut half of it off then call him and say HALF BEARD
-pwn sora on counter strike
-tie sora to a chair,put an mp3 player full of barney songs on him and make him listen to it for 12 hours
-get a monkey to poop on a catapult and fling the monkey poop on sora's house
all i got
I FEEL ANNOYED YOU......GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!......
P.S I WANT CHICKEN I WANT LIVER MEOW MIX MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER!!!!!!
-tie sora to a tree and throw plastic at him
-kick sora in the nuts and ask him if it hurts
-get 6,000 copies of KH2 and throw them at sora
-make sora go anti-form and call animal controll
-make sora crazy and make him destroy his own keyblade
-introduce sora to fanart website and make him look at the bad pictures of him
-get a shot gun and say "ha! this will pwn your keyblade!"
-push sora on to the floor and kick him while saying "who's da weakling now???"
-get a 39 and a half foot pole and start pokeing sora with it
-make sora scream and shove a rotten banana down his windpipe
-give sora fake ingredients and tell him to make a potion....(BOOM)
-wear a riku costume,beat sora up and take his keyblade and his munny
-put sora in an anti bacteria bubble and push him around
-tie sora to a tree and make a sign that says "FEED MY PET DOG"
-wear an invisible cloak and folow sora around and pull down his pants each time
-get a bag of dry rice and pour it in kairi's undies and say Sora did it
-get a fork and stab sora in the butt until he goes aayyyyyyyyyyye!!!!!
-give sora a plastic keyblade and tell him that the plastic 1 is the real 1
-give sora acorns and tell him to throw it at squirels until they get angry...(rabid squriels!!!!)
-put sora in a giant jar and make him roll down a hill
-throw a peanut at sora every time he moves/talks or make noises
-put a sign on riku's or sora's back that says "Im mental" and take them to a
insane assylum
-Make fun of Sora's keyblade
-slap sora and say riku did it
-at 3 am replace sora's clothes with ballerina outfits:)
-throw a pokeball at sora and say i captured a sora!
-throw a CD at sora and say it's only a frizbee
-open the gummi ship and take sora's keyblade and lock the door
-turn invisible and give riku and sora a wedgie
-Get a giant crate with 30 angry cats in it and put sora inside
-staple sora to the floor
-get a giant dart board and throw darts at sora and say you missed
-tell sora that kairi is cheating on him with namine
